May 2008

When flying I actually look forward to looking thru my personal copy of SkyMall magazine. Not for all the GREAT products inside- but for the comedy. I am the comedy hunter…like Indiana Jones- without the cool hat. Lets take a look at what I found on page 183…and later pulled a clear picture from the website…

“With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot- tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative gardening style! ………….finely hand-painted for startling realism.”

If you can get past the kind of person who would WANT a Big Foot replica in their yard…take a look at the ad copy. Okay folks- so this big foot is all of 2 FEET tall. So he is more like a Big Foot Dwarf….but that is okay because it is painted with ‘startling realism’. Realisim? It is a mythical character people! And about as tall as a garden troll! Yeah- guests will be doing a double take alright- they will be looking for a way out of your yard. There is part of me that wants to get this- for the comedy sake. But I am afraid my nieghbors won’t get the joke. He’d be fun to dress up for the holidays though- can’t you see him with a pair of bunny ears?

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Chicago Chicago….my kinda town!

Hey all- Well I made a whirlwind trip to Chicago over the last few days to photograph an amazing 8th grade graduation and banquet for 400 people! This may have been the largest event I have ever done (closest is a wedding for 300)…..it was simply exhausting…I am still sore from lugging my 10lb camera [...]

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Happy Birthday Shannon! Nope she is not a cover girl…I got all silly and made this magazine cover for her. Then I glued it to the front of a real magazine. I am a nut, I know. Shannon is a real life great friend, physical therapist, wife and mother. She is busy- but always seems [...]

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I am no Moses….

New to Mommy Blogging? Here is the unwritten (until now) set of commandments followed by nearly all bloggers of the genre. Thou shall be brutally honest- even at the risk of having to look like a bad mom. This is our purpose to help others feel like it is totally and completely normal to eat [...]

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A Prom Story….

In honor of prom season- I bring you this tale of a prom night from 1970…. Julie was pretty surprised when Lounge asked her to prom. She knew had seen him at a few parties- and once in the parking lot after a football game he said ‘hey what’s up cheerleader chicks’ as she walked [...]

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Rant of the Week: Stripper looking weather girls….

In case any of you out there are actually strippers I apologize; You should never have to be compared to a weather girl. On any number of channels here in the OC you will find the evening news weather girls that look –how to say this delicately…well, they look trashy. Oh- they are well groomed [...]

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Me and Wii….in the paper today!

Well- terribly embarassing photos of me made it into the online version of a story done for a Wii Fit review in the OC Register today. Click here to read and see my review (as well as fellow bloggers Suzanne and Jenny). If you want to read it old school- then check out the Life [...]

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I am participating in a linky-blog party over at The Rose Room and was asked to show you all where the ‘magic’ happens…in other words my home office. This is one the first floor of my house and doubles as a guest room. That is not a headless, naked woman in the corner- it is [...]

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I have a post titled “Sex and Bowling” over at the OC Register… Click here to take you there…..hope you go- and if you like the post please click recommend or leave a comment so the editors can see I have readers!

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Happy Birthday Mom! I hope you have a great day……. I love you…. Yoshinoya! (complete inside code….my mom and I are like that!) Note: My mom says you were either an Elvis fan OR a Beattles fan…..she was an Elvis fan. Good choice Mom- he was a hunk….

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Fun with Jack and Tucker (episode #4)

“Have you guys played with your poor forgotten hamsters lately boys?- go play with them and give them some love” I do this occasionally so that they will bring me the cute little guys and I would get to play with them too. They never brought me a hamster…..I was not alarmed until….. (one hour [...]

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