Introducing the Burka Fashionline 1969!

You can leave the house ladies and not have to do your hair or a full face of make up! Having a fat day? No problem..the comfort of the swing silhouette gives you the freedom to carry a few extra pounds and no one is the wiser! Of course people might think you are pregnant – so be sure to keep your hands close to your body…and carry a watch on a chain while you are at it. (not for any reason, just to distract and confuse people). This jacket does double duty as a diet aide…making snacking on the go impossible! When you purchase your new Burka Fashion piece you receive a free hand book titled ‘Eye Blink Communication’. You will be blinking your way into the hearts of others and be the envy of the neighborhood in no time!
You think I am kidding right? Click here….
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Soliloquy May 23, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Hmmm.

A little too “Middle East” for me.

barefoot gypsy girl May 23, 2008 at 6:10 pm

I want to look like a teletubbie too!

We are THAT Family May 23, 2008 at 7:47 pm

I don’t know about that, but I’m not exactly a fashionista!

Suzanne May 24, 2008 at 12:12 am

I like it. J.Crew really has some nice stuff this season.

Stan Lee May 24, 2008 at 1:22 am

We had our second coldest May day on record in Melbourne yesterday. That fashionable item would have come in pretty handy me thinks.

Amy May 24, 2008 at 9:18 pm

lol that is funny!

Shauna May 26, 2008 at 3:48 am

Fabulous – almost as sexy as my new swimsuit!

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