Found today….

“Um, lets see I got pencils, paper, folders…now what am I forgetting for Billy’s back-to-school supplies?”

“Knives”

“Oh that is right- Back to School KNIVES

Billy goes to a school in a rough neighborhood.

(I found this in Vons Grocery store today. I laughed enough to get the attention of a lady in the aisle. I don’t think she thought it was as funny as me. And when I took out my camera -she said ‘what are you doing?’…clearly she was not a blogger. And yes I gave her my card…so Hi, Lady from Vons in Yorba Linda!)

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kia (Good Enough Mama) September 18, 2008 at 5:19 pm

This is HIGHlarious. I would have laughed out loud, too!

hipmomofboyz September 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm

That is way too funny!!!!

Carol VR September 18, 2008 at 5:56 pm

I’ve seen everything now!!!!

I wonder what the woman suspected you were going to pull from your purse. Perhaps you’ve gained a new ‘peep’

Amy September 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm

woah! Lol why back to school knives?

Gina September 18, 2008 at 6:50 pm

Hahahahahaha!!!
So weird.
I would HOPE that’s for back to school as in COLLEGE DORM?!?!!?

Tonya September 18, 2008 at 7:06 pm

She was so not a blogger. I was taking pictures of Walmart’s empty shelves after the hurricane and my kids thought I was crazy–they said “for the blog, huh”. Me, “of course, now move out of the way!!” Gah!!

Sweet Mummy September 18, 2008 at 7:31 pm

Back to school knives…? What are they thinking? That is amazing. I would have laughed too.

Jenny September 18, 2008 at 8:10 pm

My husband and I are laughing as we lay here in bed reading this. Yes, we are reading your blog together. Way better than…TV.

Ann September 18, 2008 at 8:36 pm

Wha’?!?
Really? What?!?

(Hey, I’ve created my version of a blog award.
Come by and see!)

Ann September 18, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Hey Marcy,
I DO know that I’ve won. And I’m THRILLED beyond belief!
I’ve tried to send my e-mail before, but it seems I need to cross my fingers and light some special Sage to see if my computer will actually send information!
Let’s see if this works. annharrison@comcast.net
If I don’t hear back, I’ll try again tomorrow. (Oh, hence the name ‘Ann…AGAIN’. ;->

nik September 18, 2008 at 9:33 pm

So, they have back to school cutlery, and yet I’m still scouring the stores looking for the back to school wine.

Sarcastic Mom September 18, 2008 at 9:51 pm

LMAO That is insane!

They’ll market anything for any occasion, I swear!

mommypie September 18, 2008 at 10:39 pm

Um, WHA?!?

I suppose I AM pretty busy. Teaching my four-year-old to chop lettuce and dice tomatoes WOULD save some time.

Fingers, schmingers.

Wendy September 19, 2008 at 4:22 am

I knew that things were getting bad in our schools, but knives? LOL!!

Mrs. Schmitty September 19, 2008 at 4:38 am

You should have asked customer service where the back to school guns were. That would have raised a few eyebrows!

Cassandra Rae September 19, 2008 at 6:18 am

Oh my gosh! Too funny :~)

MLP (aka Secret Agent Mama) September 19, 2008 at 6:39 am

Oh Dear!! That’s certainly 1 Back to School solution, eh?

Susan September 19, 2008 at 8:45 am

Oh my…glad that was not on my boys list LOL

Rebecca (Ramblings by Reba) September 19, 2008 at 2:32 pm

Ha! :)

I think I’m really going to like FPF. :)

Corina September 19, 2008 at 5:50 pm

I love the picture of the 5 year old chef on the top of the package. That is responsible! Too funny!

Walking With Scissors September 20, 2008 at 7:04 am

What will they think of next? High School Musical bongs? Hannah Montana cigarette lighters? Yikes.

J.G. September 21, 2008 at 8:40 am

Knives on the school supply list. Funny ! Almost seems like a Jay Leno gag! I notice things like this all the time but just note it , then forget it. Blogging gives a way to share the irony !

foolery September 22, 2008 at 2:31 pm

Because Back-to-School Machetes would be unsafe.

lisa mertins September 23, 2008 at 9:05 am

peanut butter forbidden! but a set of cute knives? sure!

soubriquet September 28, 2008 at 7:07 am

I’m going to link this, in connection with a post I wrote recently. Here in Britain we’ve had a number of fatal stabbing in schools, leading to a certain level of paranoia.

Back to school knives? Hm. that’s going a bit far.
It’s an ongoing debate, I carried a knife as a teenager… I do now. It’s in use regularly in my work. I don’t struggle with packaging and string, I can pry cans open, sharpen pencils, cut my bread.
The relevant point is, do you see a knife as a weapon? or as a tool?
I’d put cutting implements as the most important tools we humans ever devised.

soubriquet September 28, 2008 at 7:08 am
Britt September 28, 2008 at 11:41 pm

Led here from Neatorama. How the heck have so many people missed the point? Commercial cooking is a class, man! I know I took it in grade nine! I’m not going to spend a hundred bucks so my kid can have fancy knives for a semester. This is a great solution.

Maggie September 29, 2008 at 12:56 am

The package says “for college, apartment, camper, or office”.

It just a little common sense. A back-to-school hello kitty lunchbox is probably for the younger set. A back-to-school knife set is probably for college students, who are over 18 and often cook for themselves.

College is school too, folks.

Maggie September 29, 2008 at 12:56 am

* “for dorm”, rather.

that girl October 5, 2008 at 12:35 pm

Wow, I’ve been looking for back to school booze and cigarettes, but this will do nicely! Thanks for the early Christmas gift idea…

Saw December 11, 2008 at 9:04 am

Do you people have nothing to do then blog about some knives. My god there are other important thing going on in this world you may want to discuss

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