(a private moment under the sheets in a dark bedroom of Margaret and Alan)
Margaret: It is right there Alan….. A little higher…now lower…gosh let me do it!
Alan: NO! I want to take it off. It is my ‘thing’.
Margaret: Fine. Keep trying.
Alan: Gosh Margaret can’t I turn on the light? I can’t find the clasp…
Margaret: NO. You give birth to 4 children and then ask me if you want to be seen naked with the light on! Come on, keep trying…you almost got it. Don’t give up.
Alan: Do you have to wear a NUDE colored brassiere? Can’t you wear something that makes this a little easier?
Introducing ‘Glow in the dark/ Fluorescent’ Bra and Panties.
Found at Kohl’s in Yorba Linda.
Margaret bought 3 sets and smiled all the way home.
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Oh my gosh!! That is soooo funny. You have to tell us what your husband said:-)
Na uh you did really?
Really that looks like effective birth control. Those are hideous. So funny.
LOL… Men can never figure them out!!! Too funny!!
Best under a tight white dress blouse. Your boss will be babbling like a fool all day.