The more MIssy concentrated, the better her mind control powers became.
‘Oh you WILL give me cereal with sugar in it mommy dear.
OH YES YOU WILL. And you will SMILE while you do it.
OR ELSE.’
AdTalk: Mind control Missy
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Coincidentally, the refrigerator just caught fire.
So hilarious. How did they get that little girl to pose like that? My 12 year old daughter and I often look just like this.
I think it’s usually the other way around in my house.
I’m sure with all the sugar in that cereal poor little Missy will be hooning around the house all hyped up in no time.
When her neurons spike from all the sugar, she will be severely weakened. That’s the time to grab her and pull the alien implant from her head.
Unfortunately, her mommy is the one who was brainwashed into to chipping her innocent daughter in the first place. That’s why she feeds her lots and of prepackaged food with preservatives, fluoridated water, and thimerosal laden vaccines, so the chip will stay firmly implanted.
A little woman needs her Ritalin mixed with nutritious breakfast cereal enhanced with fruity flavors!
WTH? Seriously disturbing child.
You’d think they would want her to look excited about the Trix… Yup, it’s kinda disturbing!
I wonder how this ad worked for them. “Oh, Mama! Buy me some Trix so I can look JUST. LIKE. HER!”
“Well, it is fortified with eight essential vitamins and iron, and there’s not as much sugar as the fourteen donut holes I gave you yesterday . . . sure! It looks like a very good idea.”
Marcy, you did it right every time!
Well done!
I thought the Light-Whiter was the best one, til I saw this one…Probably my favorite so far.
This is a seriously funny series!