AlbumTalk: The Faith Tones

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Elaina knew she was the pretty one in the group, even though bitchy JoAnne thought she was.

Where to begin. Where to begin. Are those home-made fleece,or worse yet FELT,  pull overs they are wearing? And the hair. Oh my god THE HAIR. No one light a match! Truly the poster children for Aqua Net. And is it me

or does the one on the right look like a relative of Jay Leno. Come to think of it, it might actually BE Jay Leno for all I know.

And the lovely lady on the left looks suspiciously like the actor Oliver Platt me thinks.

Oliver Platt

Don’t you see it? Its in the eyes. And the mouth. And the nose and okay the shirt color too doesn’t hurt the comparison.

And really “Jesus Use Me”?

Really? Such an amazing plea from these three women.

All I can say to this is

WWJD?

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{ 23 comments… read them below or add one }

franticallysimple February 17, 2009 at 9:19 pm

Those are women? Really? Are you sure?

Brain Bunnies February 18, 2009 at 12:18 am

There is no way they are women. Something very strange is going on here. Hmmmm…

Kathi D February 18, 2009 at 12:35 am

Oh, sweet Jesus, please don’t use them.

threeundertwo February 18, 2009 at 9:26 am

I can’t get past the hair. I think there’s a cat hiding under the hair on the left. How did they even do that.

And the album title? So wrong in so many ways.

wrekehavoc February 18, 2009 at 9:29 am

jesus use me… begs the question: for what?

Shelley@Thrifty Gal February 18, 2009 at 9:56 am

You crack me up! I can’t wait to show this one to my 14-year-old son…he LOVES the album & Swedish rock group series! You have 2 HUGE fans in this household :)

Martha February 18, 2009 at 11:45 am

I don’t even know what to say.

MomZombie February 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm

All I can say about this is if Jesus won’t use you, ain’t no one else gonna do it!

foolery February 18, 2009 at 11:55 pm

Jesus would RUN. That’s WJWD.

Make ‘em sing and watch their throats. That will solve this question once and for all.

Oliver Platt, Interstate Brickface and a young hefty Woody Allen — coming to a church social hall near you!

foolery February 19, 2009 at 12:08 am

Chas says, “Jesus gonna need a 12-pack.”

And yes, I know he and I are BOTH going to Hell for that. Sorry. God knows you’re exempt, Marcy.

Elizabeth February 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm

Hilarious! Hard to believe this is real!

Sue McGettigan February 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm

ROFLMAO – this is SO WRONG!!!

Elaina February 27, 2009 at 11:20 pm

What’s so wrong with the hair? Or the outfits? I think they’re swell.

Jennahotbitch March 27, 2009 at 11:02 pm

What could they possibly have sounded like; I need to hear this album-please help!

o-momma May 8, 2009 at 12:55 pm

omg – raofl!! Are you sure that “gal” on the left isn’t Brendan Fraser in drag? Ohhhh, myyyyy, I love your blog!

Adam12 January 9, 2010 at 11:36 pm

That pic is fake. The Faith Tones actually had a male singer in the group. His name was Dwight Clark. Here’s the real pic.
http://yfrog.com/bafaithtonesdwightclarkj

Sarah January 9, 2010 at 11:41 pm

You’re wrong. There was actually a different girl in the group. This is the real album cover.

http://yfrog.com/70faithtonespalinj

Chime71 July 10, 2010 at 1:35 pm

Someone was asking where to find this album…

James August 18, 2010 at 2:03 pm

Staring at these three “ladies” would have blinded a lesser man than me.

James August 18, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Who says there are no consequences for inbreeding?

Conspiracy2Riot August 31, 2010 at 9:40 am
bernie October 21, 2010 at 7:29 pm

drag queen for jesus !

Paul April 28, 2011 at 10:39 pm

That’s not Jay Leno… It’s a young Stephen Fry.

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