The Smarmen brothers never explained how the dog died that summer, but it killed any chance for their pet sitting business to get off the ground.*
(*My apologies for the puns in this post. I know they are cheap, immature comedy. But you know what? I can do whatever I want, you’re not the boss of me.)
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Oooooh, that dog has already started to swell up from the heat!
I think the dog died from the sight of the boys’ swimwear.
and yet they still look so confident! had they not turned around yet?
My mama always said, “Boys are mean.”
“Smarmen” brothers?? Really?
Must be from the old English derivation…the original pronunciation: “Smarmenford”.
That dog is faking it. He knows he’ll be wearing one of the hideous trunks soon if he acts too interested.
You apologize – but this is exactly the kind of post that keeps me coming back for more. Why? I don’t know. Funny.