The title WAS going to be:
"Songs for divorced balding older man who is trying very hard to act hip to impress severely younger blonde women that they bring back to their furniture-less bachelor pad to listen to some cool tunes and lay around on Romper Room colored pillows so they can be stared at in a creepy ‘you are all mine’ kinda way".
But the record company shortened it at the last minute.
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Is it wrong that I think it’s funny that his name is Woody?
Is it wrong that I love her hips, too?
I’ll stop now.
Woody gazes with desire at younger blonde woman. She gazes off into the distance, dreaming of the pool boy, her real hip lover, and wonders how she can summon the strength to “fake it” one more time.
You are so funny that even your comments are funny! Too bad you’re not very hip, though
I am afraid to admit that I think my parents have this record.
It IS a little word–but dead accurate!
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