Its 1976 all over again.

What the heck? There is a SHOT for the SWINE FLU? Um, where is that shot now?

Its all Dottie’s fault.

And in case you are worried about me and my PIG raising children. I have been reassured that, since my little piggy was breed, born and raised in Fresno (no where near Mexico) we are no more at risk for Swine Flu than anyone else. But that won’t stop me from wiping down my children in PURELL, changing shoes, changing clothes and wearing gloves everytime we go near the ranch. Who me? Paranoid? Not likely. But still…you never know right? By the way, the media has asked for us to stop calling the SWINE flu. Since now it is just some ‘ol regular turbo charged flu and has little to do with pig contact anymore. But I think it is just fun to say SWINE.

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Libby April 29, 2009 at 9:02 am

Here in Utah they are actually lobbying to get people to stop calling it “swine flu” because they fear it will hurt business.

I’m just going to start calling it “that annoying not real pandemic.”

Alisa April 29, 2009 at 11:25 am

Wait, aren’t we supposed to share? Is it Betty’s fault that her friend has a heart condition?
We only ride horses, but we do have an entire decontaminating process after ride nights. Horse manure is yucky.

foolery May 1, 2009 at 11:00 am

Man, Betty and Dottie sure kiss a lot of strangers. Cab drivers? Mail men? Really? Do you think she gave tongue?

Suz Broughton May 4, 2009 at 8:10 am

“She had a heart condition and died” She says sweetly. LOL! This plays like a SNL skit!

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