The cat isn’t even black.


So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card.

Marcy Massura

Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.


I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I wonder if all witches are free from worry, why they are going around trying to eat children and turning perfectly handsome princes into frogs. For fun I guess. Of course you see a lot less of that these days. I guess the witches nowadays must go play on their Wii and practice Tetris when they get bored like the rest of us. Ooo I wonder if Witch certification comes with a black cat. Now that would be cool.

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