Now is that time of the bloggy year when all us mommmy bloggers use our blogs as a obvious subtle way to send a message to the kids and/or significant other about what they want for their big day. We disguise it as a ‘gift guide’…but we all know it is one big post to The Husband. Actually, I have no one thing I have my heart on (well within a reasonable budget) so instead I am going to offer to you a few selections from this website, which just seems to get me. This year I am just looking forward to a nice brunch and a nice nap.
How about getting this for yourself and for the children! Finally they will know what you really mean when you say such classics as ‘two wrongs don’t make a right’ and ‘do you WANT a spanking?’.
And then there is the gift that does all the talking for you.
Or how about a nice wall plaque. Perhaps it could be hung in the children’s bedrooms. It could be incorporated into their nightly prayers me thinks.
And when you are feeling nostalgic and wishing for the days when your children were younger…how about this? Hey who smells so good? Why that is my Play-Doh Perfume!
Next time your husband comes home late and you have had it up to here (arm raised to ceiling) with the kids, and you want to treat yourself to a glass of wine…here is the perfect glass.
So there you go Moms. Forward this ‘gift guide’ to the appropriate people. And sit back and reap the rewards.No need to thank me. That’s what I am here for.
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That’s brilliant! I was even less subtle than that. When the 4 year old dropped and broke my new digital camera this week, I looked at the husband and said, you will get me a replacement for Mother’s Day! Then I sent him a couple of helpful links and promised not to have a conniption if he could make it happen.
I just want that lady’s groovy olive sweater set. Seriously. It rocks.
Not her hair style, though. Or the phone-on-a-cord.
I’m down with the vino. Love that! Maybe I should have a backup glass handy too. Palydoh perfume, you’re crazy :)
Maybe that should be my new standard glass…you know, since all of my others keep breaking!
I love these! The wine glass is hilarious.
I need to order a case of that “Understand Your Mother” spray AND the holds-a-whole-bottle wine glass. Then, only then, will I be ready for this Sunday.