So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card.
Marcy Massura
Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.
I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I wonder if all witches are free from worry, why they are going around trying to eat children and turning perfectly handsome princes into frogs. For fun I guess. Of course you see a lot less of that these days. I guess the witches nowadays must go play on their Wii and practice Tetris when they get bored like the rest of us. Ooo I wonder if Witch certification comes with a black cat. Now that would be cool.
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Know why the woman in the testimonial is getting along with her boyfriend “better than ever?”
She turned him into that cat.
And then had him neutered.
What the model was told: “Sit here and smile, honey. This is an ad for, um, well, it’s sort of animal husbandry training. You know, ‘Be a vet or……..just look like one.’ That’s great. Say, did you bring your bikini?”
No, I am NOT worry free…nor stress free…sigh…but I DO have a black cat…so it’s not all bad.
Meanwhile – wanna hear my frog spell?
Hocus, pocus
Leapus, crocus
Dragonflies,
They really choke us!
Lemme know how that works out…
Shade and Sweetwater,
K (a really, truly, honest to goodness Witch)(Muahahahaha….ahem…)