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Cynthia became addicted to ‘waist cinching’ after moving to California-Nevada border after college. Soon the infliction was so bad she had to raise her arms above her head every time she took a breath. She went on to a career in synchronized swimming, winning the 1962 Olympics despite being penalized for ‘excessive’ arm movements. She now suffers from IBS so severe it has left her living her days out in bed with a view of her extensive belt collection. She has selected a gold lame braided belt to be worn post mortem, when she is confident it will be able to be tightened to 16″ since breathing will no longer be an issue. She can hardly wait.
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You’re sick, you know that? I LOVE that in a person. ;)
oh, the teen is in a play tonight and has to wear a corset. am so hoping she doesn’t faint! will show her this insane ad when she gets home…
Marcy, you have outdone yourself on this one!
I’m no stranger to starnge ads Marcy.
But what disturbs me most about this one is the appalling pun. Figures!?
Go figure…