Let’s see…how many ways can we make Teen Pregnancy look unappealing.
Hmm…well, let’s use the tagline “9 months of trouble” and the ACTUAL birth being shown IN COLOR will help freak out those other girls out there who are dancing in really short skirts with guys on bikes. You know, the ones who ‘do their homework in parked cars’. But the kicker of it all? This poor knocked up girls outfit; her dads turtle neck and socks and apparently some kind of inmate style shoes were all her parents let her wear now. Sure did keep the boys away. Not that she didn’t try. She still woke up early to ratt that killer poof in her hair, add a little black eyeliner and then walk around giving people a look that says “yeah I am pregnant. You wanna make something of it?”
And the trailer for the movie doesn’t disappoint either. Wait for the chicken wing part….just saying this girl has got skills. Not too sure about her dancing or choice of underwear however. And the outfit from the poster? its even better IN COLOR.
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Where do you find these things? I’m sitting here with my mouth open. Did anybody take this seriously?
And she looks like she’s carrying twins in that outfit.
I’m so confused.
This is a sensitive topic for me, so I’m trying to take this with a grain of salt… but I didn’t think this was funny. The book “The Girls Who Went Away” by Fessler is a very informative read about the Baby Scoop Era that this parodies.
Wow. um…wow. How weird. You know how now they’re trying to teach kids that strangers are just regular looking people that you don’t know (after years of the “stranger danger” talks and realizing that kids were creating this image of a “stranger” as this creepy, scary looking person)? This movie reminds me of that – except it’s about a girl who has sex. They created such an extremely sexual character, it seems like it wouldn’t have sunk in to the average girls with their average boy boyfriends that this could be them, too. It’s hard to even believe this is REAL! How times have changed…
Was this for real or was it a parody?
Only really trashy girls that wear granny panties and knee high socks will turn into a teen-aged mutha. Oh, and what was up with the rape scene? Creepy sixties after-school specials.
Good to know her troubles will be over in only nine months. And that she’ll get some orange juice out of it all.
So many things to say. First, being a mother at any age brings a lot more than nine months of trouble, lol. Talk about the rest of your life! Second, there’s no telling who the father is because “one night the whole gang got into it” after they chased her down the highway and attacked her while one of the girlfriends watched. What a sick movie.
I think boyfriend got dance lessons from Elaine Benis from “Seinfeld”.
I’m not entirely sure she was only thinking about dinner when she was nibbling on that chicken wing! Chickens everywhere should be afraid!
Hot DAMN that was funny, in a sick and exploitative way.
What was UP with those accents? “TEENAGE MUTHUH!” Hello, Brooklyn? Your mayor is missing. And the girl herself sounded deep south, while the sex ed teacher was from Copenhagen, apparently.
Fantastic. Still laughing.
“And she looks like she’s carrying twins in that outfit.” Yeah- twin ELEPHANTS!