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After spending a week with visiting family, at Disneyland, the beach and other places with a whole lotta people…we came up with the idea for a business card that we could just hand over to people as we passed by.
We thought you could just check off the offense, hand over and move on.
Let the card do the talking.
You know, like a public service announcement.
To make the world a better place.
Because we care.
You are welcome.
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Love it! Reminds me of one I used to have-for real – to give to people who illegally park in handicapped parking spots. “Mentally handicapped doesn’t count” They were generally met with a blank and/or confused stare.
We are in a beach resort on the “other” coast … I NEED a whole stack of these to hand out!!! Let me know when you go into full-production!
I will nominate you for the Nobel Prize! I can’t believe the “self confidence” some people have. I want to stop them and say- wait- You wore that on purpose?
You really really crack me up!
You left off “SHOW your nose ring (lip ring, cheek piercing etc.) UNTIL IT IS COMPLETLY HEALED.
You need one more category… “Just because they made that in your size doesn’t mean you had to buy it.” But I guess that goes to the fat rolls selection. You are so funny.
George Carlin wanted to invent a tiny bow and arrow set with a sign attached to the suction cup arrows saying only “IDIOT” so he could shoot cars that cut him off, etc. Well, it was much funnier when HE said it.
That is the funniest card ever, and after disneyland, I know that you could have handed that out to numerous offenders. :)
Hey i have wanted to do that for several years now,, you need to Add they make strapless bras..
Love this! I just blogged about exactly that type of fashion. You see it at the “cultural events” we attend in our redneck region.
*LOL* Awesome. I have one more – wear sandals that are too small and your un-manicured toes hang off the front and hit the ground.
Sadly, the back side of this card will need the definition of “deliberately”.
how about adding, “Just because they made Spandex, doesn’t mean you have to wear it”
I’m not so sure that will win you the Nobel (PEACE) Prize. But, uh, what do you mean exactly by “deliberately” — “a friend” wants to know.
I think you could submit this to the EPA for some sort of recognition for keeping our environment protected. You rock, Marcy.
Completely awesome.
This is genuis.
This rules. Brilliant. You should look into marketing them in novelty stores. I would buy them…Lots of them.
This is definitely an EXCELLENT idea! Love it!
This is great! i would definitely give someone that.
What ??
You could just pass around that card to a girl with the following text “I AM GAY , I DO NOT LIKE TO SEE YOU AS A SEXUAL THING”
Must be wonderful to be perfect and inoffensive to everybody else on the planet.Please tell me how you manage it. How about we ban ugly people? And then people with different opinions to ours? Then of course we can educate everybody about the correct religion to follow. I feel a new beginning in my blood…
Nobel prize for what exactly?
You’re ignorant piece of crap. That’s just rude.
Yeah, fuck people for dressing how they want. I’m not saying I like how everyone does everything they ever do, but I’m not a pretentious prick who feels the need to try and change people.
this is the first time in over 2 years of stumbling that i have felt the need to make a comment…it’s not her being rude, it’s called decency. people seem to lack that nowadays. it is bad manners to show your bra or underwear in public. just like it is bad manners to wear clothing that do not fit you properly. if you are offended by her ‘card’ then obviously it must have ‘hit home’ with you. chill out, go buy clothes that fit and strapless bras and we’ll all be good.
You need a 4th box……. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!
You. ROCK. Hardcore.
What a prude you are.
um… strapless bras suck a fat one (sorry if that was bad manners). and it’s now considered socially acceptable to wear regular bras under tank tops. nothing wrong with showing the straps as long as you don’t show the cups lol.
are you ok w/ people wearing bikinis and such, or does everyone have to wear a one-piece? they have several towns around central PA where you’d feel comfortable.
as a retired disney employee this really hits the nail on the head-the public nowadays has no manners ot common sense
That’s a lot of time a resources to spend on something that has nothing to do with you, if you could spend that time doing something worth while like actually helping people instead of looking at their bra straps and butt cracks. Just stop looking, it’s pretty simple. Does a tree have to die for such nonsense really?
You need to get a life.
Wow, you’re just a bitch.
Oh, slut AND fat shaming in one post. Classy, move, asshole. Fat people should just stay indoors and only wear baggy clothing always.
I seriously don’t see the problem with showing bra straps. How about you just mind your own freaking business and let people dress like they want? Having to look at a little string on someone’s shoulder can’t be more of an effort for you than printing a shitload of business cards. or just don’t look! Would you rather women don’t wear bras at all? shit.
If you could implement a way to check the boxes without actually having to have a writing utensil on hand, this would be far more viable I think. Don’t ask me how to do it, though. :)
Only the last one is a legitimate complaint. Overweight women have a right to feel pretty too, and if they want to wear something that hugs their body to feel that way, what right do you have to tell them that YOUR sensitive eyes are offended by it so they need to go change? Bra straps is the same way…they’re straps. What’s so offensive about them that you get upset when you see them? Strapless bras are a pain and don’t work as well as normal bras. It’s not your place to choose when you want to see those ultra-offensive bra straps.
don’t look at my buttcrack then you filthy perv
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