They will never be invited to a birthday party again. Ever.

For those of you parents out there who want to be certain your kids don’t fall into the annoying ‘popular’  and ‘normal’ group at school this year..be certain to pick up one of these for the first rain day!

capumbrellavia

And I don’t know about rain protection, but I think I can see a future in making a baby version.

Think of all the food wasted that just slides off a traditional bib!

This way baby could just pick it BACK UP.

And no more spaghetti in the hair!

Genius.

And Kev (a commenter) has pointed out if you visit the manufacture website you can learn so much more about the benefits of this jem:

The manufacturer lists a number of other advantages, including, but not limited to:

Execellence
Conenience
You are not going to hurt another person s eyes.
You can use two merits at the same time
we can put the logo or mark as your hope.

 

Oh I love English as a second language.

Apparently all their budget went into the Design department and they had nothing left to hire a translator for their website.

And for some reason no translator would work in exchange for UFOCAPS.

Their loss.

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{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Erika August 17, 2009 at 11:49 am

I was watching this new reality series last night called Shark Tank. It’s a group of investors looking for the next big thing. Small time entrepreneurs bring their ideas before the “sharks” and they either shoot it down, or work out a deal. I think they would have ate this inventor alive! (No pun intended. haha)

foolery August 17, 2009 at 12:14 pm

So not helpful for California rain which (though frightfully rare) comes in *sideways* when it finally arrives.

BUT very helpful for my Old Weird Harold costume this Halloween. Thanks for the tip!

Katie August 17, 2009 at 1:14 pm

This is hilarious!

(But this is coming from a Mom who somehow got bamboozled in to buying a kids/snuggie the other day after months of being worn down. I heard the executives who made it never thought it would get as big as has… go figure!)

Kara-Noel August 17, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I bet runners would buy it if it had a tarp hanging to the floor. You know those crazy people who have to get their 13 miles in a day before 6am… no more staying home in the rain.

Martha August 17, 2009 at 3:03 pm

My god it looks like an Islamic UFO/alien halloween costume. If they celebrated halloween. Which they don’t. Cos it’s a satanic Western infidelish tradition.

MomZombie August 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm

I am so glad this UFOcap was not on the market when I was a kid, because for sure I’d be the dork wearing it to school. My mother believed we needed to be prepared for every weather possibility at all times.

Art Cant Hurt November 13, 2009 at 6:31 am

thanks to this post my mocha-with-an-extra-shot just came out my nose. are you to blame or is the person that invented this contraption to blame???
either way, it’s hilarious and worth the caffeinated nasal jolt!
take care!

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