We interrupt this blog to bring you the comedy stylings of Jack.
Oh he might be 11…but he is a quick wit.
And often Tucker plays unsuspecting into the comedy routine nicely.
Let’s listen in on a few bizarre conversations…
ME: I heard that man is a really good tennis player. He was semi pro.
Tucker: What is semi pro?
JACK: Its when the top half of the guy gets paid, but the bottom half is just an amateur. Its a little awkward at first…what with jealousy issues. But eventually they learn to work together.
And another….
JACK (dressed as a hotdog for a party) : Tucker I am so disappointed at you eating a hot dog!
Tucker (who is eating a hot dog) : What?
ME: You know you are not ACTUALLY a hot dog right?
JACK: Mom you have to commit to the roll. I mean I have to BE the hot dog to really be convincing. Otherwise I am just phoning it in. You wouldn’t want to be the mom of a kid who would phone it in would you?
And my favorite Jack line of the week?
ME: You better be good or I am gonna home school you.
JACK: Mom, if you do that you are gonna disappoint a whole lot of girls.
My mom used to say that “comedy was hereditary-you get it from your kids”.
Which I always took as a huge compliment.
And now with my own little funny man in the house I totally agree.
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Love it! I think your son will become a very talented writer or even actor/comedian someday. Get that boy into some improv classes!
Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to the new Dane Cook…except he’s way funnier!
Marcy, that kid is priceless.
Your mom must be HILARIOUS ’cause she has a double upline.
Also, did Jack sleep in the meat drawer of the Frigidaire that night? Just bowing to his commitment to the role. ;)
Priceless! Love the grunge photo.