The name of the game is ORGY. No really. IT IS.

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Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the ‘Porron” (translation: ‘to pour it on’)filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional. The game of Orgy comes complete with the beautiful, hand blown Porron, bibs, buttons “in-session” plaque and instruction scroll suitable for framing. Make your next party a bacchanalian smash with Orgy….just $10.

 

Okay holy frickin WOW.

Let’s let this sink in for a minute…

So apparently THIS is what your 1970 parents were playing when they left you with the mean baby sitter girl from across the street every Saturday night.

Basically pouring alcohol down the throats of other players (or should that be PLAY-A) and getting optional ‘rewards’? And using a ‘hand blown’ (pun intended) PORRON to do it with? How on earth could you keep from cracking up at the sight of someone on the floor with a “I play the game” disc stuck to her head waiting to be POURED ON. Man what I wouldn’t give to have one of those “Orgy in Session” plaques. On the upside? I finally understand what the purpose of those dang ‘conversational pits’ found  in all the 70’s suburban homes.

Conversation my a**.

It was for all the ORGIES.

I will never look at one of these the same…

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Of course now, I can really see their potential.

Who knew?

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

middle-aged-woman November 24, 2009 at 6:37 pm

It’s going to take me a minute to get my chin off the floor.

Lagunatic November 24, 2009 at 8:15 pm

Hey, I think I have one of those!! I’ve been using as a salad dressing canister…..
tossed salad and scrambled eggs…hmmmm.
Ew.
I think I’m going to need a shower now.

Rick's Cafe November 24, 2009 at 8:35 pm

Easy now…it was all about having fun in the 70′s. There was nothin’ dirty goin’ on – that’s my story & I’m stickin’ to it…even that does sound abit like something Dolly Parton says talking about a certain Chicken Ranch:).

Meg November 25, 2009 at 9:55 am

Where in the world did you find THAT???!

foolery November 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm

The porron is a repurposed bong.
The lady is stripes is pouring on George W. Bush.
The lady in the back doesn’t get the title — or doesn’t care? — and has no partner.
Who’s up for hot coffee? I’ll get the porron!

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