The name of the game is ORGY. No really. IT IS.

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Here’s the exciting new indoor sport for people who love people. Orgy begins by choosing up sides (delightful custom) and centers around the ‘Porron” (translation: ‘to pour it on’)filled with your favorite libation. Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills. Rewards to winners are optional. The game of Orgy comes complete with the beautiful, hand blown Porron, bibs, buttons “in-session” plaque and instruction scroll suitable for framing. Make your next party a bacchanalian smash with Orgy….just $10.

 

Okay holy frickin WOW.

Let’s let this sink in for a minute…

So apparently THIS is what your 1970 parents were playing when they left you with the mean baby sitter girl from across the street every Saturday night.

Basically pouring alcohol down the throats of other players (or should that be PLAY-A) and getting optional ‘rewards’? And using a ‘hand blown’ (pun intended) PORRON to do it with? How on earth could you keep from cracking up at the sight of someone on the floor with a “I play the game” disc stuck to her head waiting to be POURED ON. Man what I wouldn’t give to have one of those “Orgy in Session” plaques. On the upside? I finally understand what the purpose of those dang ‘conversational pits’ found  in all the 70’s suburban homes.

Conversation my a**.

It was for all the ORGIES.

I will never look at one of these the same…

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Of course now, I can really see their potential.

Who knew?

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