Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback.
Remember the Ed Hardy car?
Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world.
Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN.
But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they look.
Maybe no one told them?
Apparently a reader/friend (Hey Roxanne!) agreed and thought I should design a bumper sticker to inform them.
And I have solved other pressing problems in the world like bra straps and butt cracks with this business card.
At this rate I should be on Ellen/Oprah/Dr.Phil pretty soon.
(I love them in that order)
Clearly these are big issues to Association readers.
The business card post? Is my all-time most popular post.
Gets hundreds and hundreds of hits everyday.
Maybe I should actually print these and sell them?
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* Photo note: Not my car. My car is clean, waxed and perfect at all times.
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And when Jon Gosselin is the leader of the Ed Hardy pack you’ve got a reaaaaaal problem.
Totally want that bumper sticker. And I have never owned a bumper sticker.
Also? Want the business card. Please print them and sell them.
Love,
Your Public
My little sis works retail at a mall store that sells mostly Ed Hardy. I keep trying to get her to start a blog of the horrendous customer stories, called “The Daily Douchebag.”
YES! I would buy that bumper sticker!! I also want the business cards.
I’ve also always had this idea of cue cards but for while you’re driving, so you can display a written message to other cars. These cue cards could be unfolded to display messages like, “Blinkers are a wonderful thing, jackass.” “Step on the gas or get out of the fast lane, Grandma.” and “I can see your TEXTS” (get it? like tits. but texts.)
What do you think? Who’s the brains behind this outfit?
Its so perfect I can hardly stand it.
I was thinking about those air fresheners yesterday and wondering if they were douchebag scented. Thank you for answering that question for me.
Love it…You are always so right on!
Really LOVE the bumper sticker (and biz card) but especially the sticker. I worked for Ed Hardy, who is considered the Godfather of Modern Day Tattooing, and not only is he an amazing artist but an all around great guy. He deserves to reap some benefits from all his years of hard work, but I really do wish he had not chosen a Euro-douchebag (Audigier, who likes underage girls) to represent his art…
Well said my friend. Well said. You could probably make millions of cents selling those two items. I would personally buy the Ed Hardy bumper sticker.