Finally a**holes like Jon Gosselin can decorate their cars with the stupid designs of Ed Hardy.
Ed Hardy steering wheel covers, car trash cans and yes…air fresheners found at my local car wash.
This reminds me. When I was a kid of about 10 or 11 my dad worked as the National Sales Manager of Jordache Jeans. Yes, the ones with cool butt designs and the motto ‘you got the look I want to know better’…every little girls dream jeans at the time. And happily I was the fit sample size, so I had every single thing made by Jordache. For a few years my WHOLE wardrobe was Jordache (and Sasson also their brand) After a few years he brought home other stuff with the Jordache logo on it. Folders, make up kits and finally a PHONE. Yes a phone with the giant horse head logo on it. It was so embarrassing weird I didn’t even use it in my room. I remember my dad saying “they are selling the licensing rights to anyone and everyone now. Won’t belong before the brand is done.” After that? They expanded to umbrellas,shoes and DIAPERS. Yes, DIAPERS.
Finally it was clear the brand was toast.
Oh Jordache…
Oh Sasson….
Oh how I loved you.
But all things must come to an end.
Hear that. Ed Hardy?
Time to give up.
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What ridiculous prices are they asking for these items?
I stood in line for a cab at the MAGIC show in Las Vegas once (about 1992). A man was pressed up behind me, WAY too close. I asked him the time and he SHOWED me the time on his very expensive watch, but we started chatting. Turns out he was from NYC (explains the invasion of my personal space) and he was the president of Jordache Jeans. Somewhere I still have his business card. I bit my lip not to ask, “You mean that brand is STILL ALIVE?”
OMG! That commercial brought me to my happy place! I loved Jodache Jeans. Lucky!
I friggin’ hate Ed Hardy. I mean seriously, how is this crap even popular? It’s like some jackass said: “Let’s try some disgusting colors, tacky art and nonsense symbols and see if anyone notices how ugly it is! Oh, and let’s see how much they’ll pay!!” Idiots, all of them. FYI: I judge you when you wear Ed Hardy. (Marcy! Let’s market THAT as a bumper sticker!)
I’m not sure I want to know what it smells like…
you would have been the most popular girl in my entire school and certainly number one with me. I LOVED THOSE PANTS!
We need to get Ed Hardy to use an Elton John song for a commercial, then it will be over for SURE!
I knew EH was going under when I saw it EVERYWHERE at the Swapper!
ooh I want an Ed Hardy toilet seat cover. double jeapordy.
I was the 2nd luckiest girl since I was your younger cousin and got the hand-me-downs! Oh yeah!