Einstein had his Theory of Relativity, and Jack has his Theory of Textivity.
Just as complicated, and in the world of an 11 year old boy? Just as important.
I will confess I do not really understand it…it has something to do with the cyclical flow of texting a girl you like.
Which as we all know..makes the world go round.
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well, I love that he’s broken it down to a 5-15 day process. I guess by then you know if you like the girl or not.
15 days huh, my 11 year old son started this a couple of days before Thanksgiving…too funny!
I notice he doesn’t specify WHOSE heart is broken at the two-week stop. Hmmm.
Pretty sure Verizon and AT&T’s hearts aren’t broken. ;)
Yep, he’s a keeper!
That boy is a genius.