Interviewer: So, Marcy what is it like to live The Glamorous Life?
Marcy: Well let’s take a little tour around my house…Oh look the washing machine is leaking. And my son has strategically placed his new roller blades in the door way of the garage which I can guarantee I will be tripping over later. Awesome.
Interviewer: Why don’t you show me where the magic happens.
Marcy: Oh I haven’t made my bed.
(awkward pause)
Interviewer : Um, I meant your home office. Where you write.
Marcy: Oh THAT magic. Sure…
(opens door)
Marcy: Um, yeah. Turns out Mozy-Kitty likes the feel of the keyboard under her. Isn’t she perfect?
Interviewer: I am a dog person.
(another awkward pause)
Marcy: Can I get you anything?
(opens fridge)
Interviewer: No thanks. I am good.
(final awkward pause. And by far the longest)
Marcy: Yeah. I guess you got what you need.