“Ernie learned early on in life that irony was a bitch and stretch fabrics were his friend.”
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Ernie’s parents were sarcastic and sadistic. I’m sure I would love them!
Oh GAHHHHH Marcy, this killed me. You just NAILED the description.
*tears*
I want a swimsuit like his please help me find one,I love it really I do.
I think he may have needed a two piece. Oh, did I say that out loud?
ooooh my EYES… MY EYES!
its almost too painful too look at, good job.
That poor, sweet, fat boy…
That is hilarious. And wrong. All at the same time. Haha.