Actually ad copy reads..
Do the skate.
Skate right, clap hands
Skate left.
Shake shoulders, roll hands.
Skaters position, lean forward.
Skate forward right, then left
Take her knee in the groin.
Fall flat on your face, try to laugh it off.
Stand up mortified, tell you her you need some punch.
Leave dance and cry yourself to sleep.
Okay. I might have added a few lines at the end.
But I am pretty sure this how the evening ended.
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his right hand looks like he should be holding a little mini camcorder. ‘Skate’ is now his b!tch name in jail.
I’m just amazed how well she dances in that tight skirt. I’m a little jealous.
Now I understand ad copy from the middle of the last century: according to “Mad Men,” they were all three sheets to the wind at the time. FUNNY, MARCY! :)
LOL! And I think his belt just *makes* his outfit.