Alice came to the party a little underdressed. But no one else seemed to mind.
She had no idea it was a turtle-neck, flood slacks and belt party. And she couldn’t understand why she was the only girl there.
And when she was feeling a little light headed after trying the punch all the nice fellas offered her a hand.
Which was so sweet of them.
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Ring around Rosie. Or Carol. Or Eleanor, etc. Fun. But you can only play if you wear Broomsticks slacks. Hopsacks, twists, twills, flannels in blends of Acrilan and rayon for permanently pressed good looks. Play styles. Game colors. To help make you a winner. But if you don’t want to play our way-take off your pants and go home.
Don’t worry Alice made it home just fine. But she will never look at a man in blends of Acrilan the same again.
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Those boys don’t seem to have a clue what to do with Alice, do they? I think Alice hit a single’s bar on the way home in disgust. ;)
Alice looks like she’s got a giant maxi-pad in her suit….or maybe Alice is really an Albert ???? The so-called ‘winner” of that game might have a surprise coming his way.