Oh-my-goodness. Where do you find this stuff? And seriously…where on earth could this ad have been used? Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! You crack me up…thanks for the laugh!
This was scrawled on the crumpled paper the cleaning lady picked up off the floor near Burnside’s waste basket. She smoothed it out, looking for insider information she could sell, and laughed instead. Burnside may never know how his joke caption was found, or who saved his ass from the sling that day, but he’s grateful.
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I’d be completely speechless if I weren’t laughing so hard. Marcy, where on earth do you find this stuff?
This is hilarious! I tip my hat in your direction for finding this!
I thought I saw those signs in your neighborhood this weekend Marcy…
Crabs on crotch
She drank too much scotch
People said she was a beyotch
How’s that for some “crotch”-inspired poetry? Oh, my talents never cease…
Oh-my-goodness. Where do you find this stuff? And seriously…where on earth could this ad have been used? Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa! You crack me up…thanks for the laugh!
that is fuckin awesome!!! love the shit you come up with!
This was scrawled on the crumpled paper the cleaning lady picked up off the floor near Burnside’s waste basket. She smoothed it out, looking for insider information she could sell, and laughed instead. Burnside may never know how his joke caption was found, or who saved his ass from the sling that day, but he’s grateful.
Crotch, crabs and lice all in the same rhyme. Here’s a haiku.
A-200 gel
Critter killer head and crotch
Burn the lil fuckers