I think the brands name “Bloomers-n-Bows” is a bit misleading.
I would have gone with “Dismembered Dead Babies–N-Bows” myself.
And then maybe dropped the ‘bows’ part after the company went public.
You know, just to fit on the company stationary.
Come to think of it, I would give my right eye ball to see the tutorial on ‘many major aspects of reborning’.
I am betting that it is full of fascinating body part changing tips.
And who couldn’t use more of those?
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Now I am going to have nightmares. Thanks.
How, oh, how do you happen to run across these ads ? How do you see “FUNNY” in the weird, stupid, unsettling, and strange ? I mean, sure, it’s funny when you’re done with it, but to you it’s funny even before you’ve begun.
For three easy payments of 9.99 each, you too can gouge out the eyes of your baby dolls and REPOSITION them a-la Linda Blair in the Exorcist! Amaze and amuse your friends! Call now…operators are standing by…
Creepy. BTW, there is a documentary on BBC called (if I remember correctly), “My Fake Baby.” It’s all about this whole reborn movement. Crazy ish going on there!
Major ookies.