AdTalk: Not only does he wear the pants in the family, but also the noose er, tie.

Yup, Mike-you really showed her.

Sleeping in your shirt and tie. Way to really drive home the whole “I am the the dominant one here” message. And I guess she really got the point.  Look at how  she is serving you and bowing down on her knees to show her respect for you and your manly tie. You are one lucky manly man for sure.

Of course the real reason Emily was bowing down was to avoid breathing in the cyanide powder she sprinkled on Mr. Manly-Man’s eggs this morning.

Oh don’t worry, she buried him in the damn ugly tie.

You know, just to show her respect.

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