Being your wife is a mild form of torture. Basically.

image The copy says…“Making beds, getting meals, acting as family chauffeur — having to do the same dull, tiresome work day after day — is a mild form of torture. These boring yet necessary tasks can bring on nervous tension, fatigue and what is now known as "housewife headache."’

Actually I don’t think it is boredom and emotional fatigue.

I think it could be whatever she has been doing all day that makes her eyes dilate like a junkie that is giving her a headache. Or maybe, just maybe- she doesn’t have a headache at all- but she just doesn’t want to sleep with you anymore after she found out you have been having an affair with your mini-skirt-wearing secretary.

So stop buying her Anacin tablets and lingerie.

She just hates you.

That’s all.


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Thank you to Jesse for sending this to me : )

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