“Communicate Anonymously” is the best way to start a relationship.

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Dear Direct Digital Marketer-

Are you feeling okay? I am a little concerned about you and normally I wouldn’t be critical or anything, but when you send a MARRIED woman who is 41 an email like this, I have really no choice. Maybe you just aren’t giving this gig your all. Maybe you are just phoning in your lists buying? Now, I really believe in you- and think you can do this right if you put your mind to it.

So chin up, and focus okay?

Love,

Marcy

PS: What is going on with this woman’s boob? She has cleavage in her arm pit. I am also concerned for her too. Let her know she should see a doctor about that.

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