For YEARS I have referred to my parent status in the following way “two shorter people call me Mom”. It was a subtle way to mention I was a mom, without saying MOMMY BLOGGER (my most hated thing ever)….as is seen here on my Twitter bio:
Well guess what? One of my kids had the nerve to grow up and totally mess up my bio tagline.
This kid is now officially TALLER THAN ME.
I am proud. Then annoyed. Then sad. Then proud again. I mean I made a human who is BIGGER than ME.
Of course if I wear heels I still can keep the status- so I plan to wear a lot of heels. Because this whole KIDS GROWING UP is annoying people.