…and then Grandma told her “That’s right Betsy. Only women can understand the complexity of the Saran Wrap. Only women can hold the power of freshness. At some point in your life, you will hear your father or your husband in the kitchen attempting to un-roll the Saran wrap, only to end up screaming profanity from frustration. Saran wrapping skills are something only us girls possess. It is a feminine privilege.”
Betsy listened intently while her brothers cracked walnuts behind her and thought
“This is a bunch of crap. Grandma is sexist.”
The end.