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Something about working at Taco Bell has made this guy want to work out really really happy. He is back bending, doing lunges and jumping for joy all in outfits he most certainly could not afford on a Taco Bell employee salary. Dress shoes, designer jeans and a sweater vest? Really?
I have no idea why [...]

Here kids. Here is a hammer, a saw and some wood. Go make your own damn playground.
And try not to get blood on your good shirt this time will ya?

You heard it here first….
So take THAT all you skinny girls!
Of course the comedy of this ad lies in the fact that the drawn model is still pretty damn skinny.
“…add pounds and pounds of firm, attractive flesh to your figure…..”
Nothing like pounds of flesh to create a little glamour I always say.
Of course the added [...]

Yup, Mike-you really showed her.
Sleeping in your shirt and tie. Way to really drive home the whole “I am the the dominant one here” message. And I guess she really got the point.  Look at how  she is serving you and bowing down on her knees to show her respect for you and your manly [...]

The implementation of the 911 emergency system in America had a lot of competition from this guy.

Actually ad copy reads..
Do the skate.
Skate right, clap hands
Skate left.
Shake shoulders, roll hands.
Skaters position, lean forward.
Skate forward right, then left
Take her knee in the groin.
Fall flat on your face, try to laugh it off.
Stand up mortified, tell you her you need some punch.
Leave dance and cry yourself to sleep.

Okay. I might have added a few [...]

“Susie went crazy for a man in heels and suggestive lapels.
Of course a good Logan’s Run inspired jumpsuit had a similar effect.”
Oh THINGS happen alright.

The key to a successful multiple personality is the right stockings.

Um, I don’t know how to tell you this Michael Holoway- you are indeed not a tomorrow person.
You are more like a day  decade-before-yesterday person now.
And yup. I found the show.

All I can say is wow.
As in WOW I feel really really sorry for all those British kids.

After Harris came out to his mom, she kept inviting the Timbole Triplets over.
Something about it, tells him his mother wasn’t fully accepting his announcement.

 
You know how sometimes advertising executives think it would be really effective to convey their message to their target demographic, buy using the current ‘lingo’ of the day? And you know how sometimes they go insanely overboard using a risqué cartoons and way too many slang terms so the end result is a weird [...]

 
Ah marriage.
Just drink your way through it to survive.
Not sure where I heard this phrase before. May have come out of my own mouth more than once.
Feel free to steal copy and paste this beauty for your own site, or to print out for your significant other.
But only if they have a a good [...]