http://marcywrites.com Life. It's Comedy. Wed, 23 May 2012 22:48:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/never-underestimate-the-easy-win-strategies-she-said/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/never-underestimate-the-easy-win-strategies-she-said/#comments Wed, 23 May 2012 22:44:10 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/never-underestimate-the-easy-win-strategies-she-said/ ]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/never-underestimate-the-easy-win-strategies-she-said/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/13424/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/13424/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 01:15:56 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/13424/   Say it with me people. SEXY EXERCISE. Looks like Mr. Hunky-Hairy-Chest-Sits-Provocatively-In-Chairs is about to get some sexy exercise real soon from Ms. Hug –from-Beyond.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/05/13424/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-oh-the-suffering/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-oh-the-suffering/#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2012 20:35:40 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-oh-the-suffering/ Being happy is hard for Annie. And there is nothing worse than being trapped in a happy marriage. Especially when your drinks match your table cloth and your hair scarf. It’s a living hell.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-oh-the-suffering/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-i-dont-feel-so-smart/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-i-dont-feel-so-smart/#comments Mon, 26 Mar 2012 10:20:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-i-dont-feel-so-smart/ Yes, but to smart girls know that all the aqua net, and crimping and curling and teasing and basically destroying your hair is gonna take its toll 20 years later? DO they? I am guessing no. Not that I would know of course : )]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/adtalk-i-dont-feel-so-smart/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/isnt-that-skippy-from-family-ties/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/isnt-that-skippy-from-family-ties/#comments Sat, 03 Mar 2012 16:27:14 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/isnt-that-skippy-from-family-ties/   I will not tell you that I had those earrings. I had that hair. I wore gloves with jewelry over them. I owned an attache’ case  and I will not tell you that I may or may not have dated a artsy guy who wore that shirt. “Bags of Color! But not in the [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/03/isnt-that-skippy-from-family-ties/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/adtalk-subtle-but-effective/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/adtalk-subtle-but-effective/#comments Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:24:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/adtalk-subtle-but-effective/ “Oh why yes. It is new. Just a little something I picked up today. Thought you could keep the credit card receipt to remind you of our anniversary next year. Guessing you won’t forget again.”]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/adtalk-subtle-but-effective/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/damn-those-red-heads/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/damn-those-red-heads/#comments Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:11:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/damn-those-red-heads/ “See? You got me a ridiculously lavish and expensive gift that I only practically told you I wanted for the last three months while I made myself unavailable in the bedroom barely mentioned once. Now that wasn’t so hard was it darling?” Happy Valentines Day. You know-If that means anything to you. Which reminds me [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/damn-those-red-heads/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/how-i-know-prayer-works/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/how-i-know-prayer-works/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 01:11:15 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/how-i-know-prayer-works/ It’s like I always say “for a little pep and vigor, grab a donut kids!”]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/02/how-i-know-prayer-works/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-home-maid-tragedy/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-home-maid-tragedy/#comments Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:33:54 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-home-maid-tragedy/ Diane never planned on killing Ms. Downing. But then she insisted on putting her cigarette out in the freshly polished silver.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-home-maid-tragedy/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-in-it-to-pin-it/ http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-in-it-to-pin-it/#comments Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:12:22 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-in-it-to-pin-it/   Want more? Please see the entire AdTalk series here.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2012/01/adtalk-in-it-to-pin-it/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-her-secret-was-in-the-velour-blankets/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-her-secret-was-in-the-velour-blankets/#comments Fri, 30 Dec 2011 17:42:42 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-her-secret-was-in-the-velour-blankets/ Dr. Elizabeth was pleased her cloning experiments were going so well.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-her-secret-was-in-the-velour-blankets/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-merry-jerkmas/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-merry-jerkmas/#comments Sun, 25 Dec 2011 11:35:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-merry-jerkmas/ Ben thought it was time to take the relationship to the next level. He told her she could wash and gas up his Caddy anytime.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/adtalk-merry-jerkmas/feed/ 3 http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/meanwhile-back-with-the-housewives-in-suburbia/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/meanwhile-back-with-the-housewives-in-suburbia/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:41:54 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/meanwhile-back-with-the-housewives-in-suburbia/ ]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/12/meanwhile-back-with-the-housewives-in-suburbia/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2011/11/adtalk-special-outfits-for-special-people/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/11/adtalk-special-outfits-for-special-people/#comments Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:31:05 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/11/adtalk-special-outfits-for-special-people/ Well looky here- it’s an ad for a Fishin Suit. Not to be confused with a FISH-ING suit, which is a totally different thing. Cuz this-a-here is a genuine FISHIN suit, which is more casual and fun and includes solid metal O rings. It’s available in a rainbow of colors for both men and women [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/11/adtalk-special-outfits-for-special-people/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2011/10/adtalk-when-reality-imitates-art/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/10/adtalk-when-reality-imitates-art/#comments Fri, 07 Oct 2011 02:44:55 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/10/adtalk-when-reality-imitates-art/ Mary couldn’t wait to get to her first modeling job. After all, she got married right out of high school, and had been staying home with the kids for 4 years when a man in the grocery store told her she ‘had the perfect look and should start modeling’. How thrilling! Taking posing in glamorous [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/10/adtalk-when-reality-imitates-art/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-must-be-super-christian-to-cut-your-own-hair-too/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-must-be-super-christian-to-cut-your-own-hair-too/#comments Tue, 20 Sep 2011 12:39:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-must-be-super-christian-to-cut-your-own-hair-too/ Hey look it’s the 70’s version of Duggars, only dorkier. Which I honestly didn’t even think that was possible. Don’t even bother to count all of them and then tell me this is not the most current photo of this dang family. Who can keep up? These people make humans like that is the only [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-must-be-super-christian-to-cut-your-own-hair-too/feed/ 5 http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-and-then-his-bird-accidentally-was-let-free-and-flew-out-the-window-and-she-kept-smiling/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-and-then-his-bird-accidentally-was-let-free-and-flew-out-the-window-and-she-kept-smiling/#comments Sun, 04 Sep 2011 03:59:12 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-and-then-his-bird-accidentally-was-let-free-and-flew-out-the-window-and-she-kept-smiling/   Here honey, It’s your girlfriend calling. But make it snappy. My divorce attorney is on the other line.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/09/adtalk-and-then-his-bird-accidentally-was-let-free-and-flew-out-the-window-and-she-kept-smiling/feed/ 0 http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-remember-this-cheryl/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-remember-this-cheryl/#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:29:19 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-remember-this-cheryl/ Cheryl was thrilled when her boss asked her to model for the new ad campaign. And she didn’t mind that she had to wear a men’s shirt, AND that she had to tuck it into her skirt. But she was less than thrilled when she became known as “Ms. Floppy” around the office.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-remember-this-cheryl/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-so-you-talk-into-his-bottom/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-so-you-talk-into-his-bottom/#comments Thu, 11 Aug 2011 11:35:06 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-so-you-talk-into-his-bottom/ If you had one of these phones raise your hand. Okay now put it down quickly and hope that no one saw you admit that. What is that? You are saying you STILL have this phone? I don’t even know you anymore.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-so-you-talk-into-his-bottom/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-they-were-bffs-until-they-werent/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-they-were-bffs-until-they-werent/#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 13:55:42 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-they-were-bffs-until-they-werent/ Janice didn’t mind when they both wanted to be red-heads like her. And she didn’t mind when they wanted to wear dresses like her. But she had a real problem when they wanted to have an affair- LIKE HER. So she kept them close that night, holding their hands and making sure they didn’t get [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/08/adtalk-they-were-bffs-until-they-werent/feed/ 0