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AdTalk: Merry Jerkmas

Ben thought it was time to take the relationship to the next level. He told her she could wash and gas up his Caddy anytime.

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Meanwhile, back with the housewives in suburbia…

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AdTalk: Special outfits for special people

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Well looky here- it’s an ad for a Fishin Suit. Not to be confused with a FISH-ING suit, which is a totally different thing. Cuz this-a-here is a genuine FISHIN suit, which is more casual and fun and includes solid metal O rings. It’s available in a rainbow of colors for both men and women [...]

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AdTalk: When reality imitates art.

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Mary couldn’t wait to get to her first modeling job. After all, she got married right out of high school, and had been staying home with the kids for 4 years when a man in the grocery store told her she ‘had the perfect look and should start modeling’. How thrilling! Taking posing in glamorous [...]

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AdTalk: Must be super Christian to cut your own hair too.

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Hey look it’s the 70’s version of Duggars, only dorkier. Which I honestly didn’t even think that was possible. Don’t even bother to count all of them and then tell me this is not the most current photo of this dang family. Who can keep up? These people make humans like that is the only [...]

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AdTalk: And then his bird accidentally was let free and flew out the window. And she kept smiling.

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  Here honey, It’s your girlfriend calling. But make it snappy. My divorce attorney is on the other line.

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AdTalk: Remember this Cheryl?

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Cheryl was thrilled when her boss asked her to model for the new ad campaign. And she didn’t mind that she had to wear a men’s shirt, AND that she had to tuck it into her skirt. But she was less than thrilled when she became known as “Ms. Floppy” around the office.

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AdTalk: So you talk into his bottom?

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If you had one of these phones raise your hand. Okay now put it down quickly and hope that no one saw you admit that. What is that? You are saying you STILL have this phone? I don’t even know you anymore.

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AdTalk: They were BFFs until they weren’t.

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Janice didn’t mind when they both wanted to be red-heads like her. And she didn’t mind when they wanted to wear dresses like her. But she had a real problem when they wanted to have an affair- LIKE HER. So she kept them close that night, holding their hands and making sure they didn’t get [...]

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AdTalk: A dog in wolf’s clothing.

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And the box reads “Become a Hollywood Wolf”. Which is also labeled ‘an intake whistle’. HUH? Can’t imagine why any woman wouldn’t want to be stalked and harassed by that CHARMING drooling wolf with his tongue hanging out.  I would like to think times have changed. Have they?

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{AdTalk} I blame this ad for America’s weight problem. Okay not really. But I do blame it for the over use of Mascara in the 70s.

It has been a while since we have heard from the genius advertising creatives Bob & Mike. You might recall them from this ad or this one. Let’s listen in to this brainstorm conversation for their new client, The Sugar Council from 1971….. Bob: This damn diet craze is killing us Mike! Mike: I know, [...]

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