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AdTalk: Jail any one?

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She fought the bra. And the bra won.

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AdTalk: That must be one heck of a good book.

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  Bob wasn’t the best with the ladies. So, when the Swedish airline stewardess said she was looking for a place to stay for the weekend, he offered his place. He was just being friendly. And when she walked around the house in a bikini, poured him vodka cocktails and suggested they go ‘play’ on [...]

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AdTalk: The beautiful machines.

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Okay sure. The totally inappropriate suggestive head copy is enough to make me post this here. Pair it with a 17 year old model who looks like she might be naked, and well I almost HAD to post this or get my AdTalk membership revoked. But really, what caught my eye is how none of [...]

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AdTalk: They never knew what hit them. And didn’t care either.

Nothing like two happy drunk people walking down the middle of the street about to get taken out by the Rice-a-Roni street trolley to sell your hooch. Look closely, this add is promoting a flask style bottle too- for ‘for travel’. Now that is one heck of a vacation… I am in San Francisco today [...]

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{AdTalk} It’s a nervous smile.

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  It was perfectly normal for Marcus to show Fred his new racket while wearing a leotard. It just felt right.

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Being your wife is a mild form of torture. Basically.

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The copy says…“Making beds, getting meals, acting as family chauffeur — having to do the same dull, tiresome work day after day — is a mild form of torture. These boring yet necessary tasks can bring on nervous tension, fatigue and what is now known as "housewife headache."’ Actually I don’t think it is boredom [...]

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AdTalk: If only I could kennel kids for the week I would get one.

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“The best part about having a dog instead of kids, is that I can tell people with kids how it is ‘just like having kids, because dogs are so demanding too’ and watch them wince in polite disagreement. And? I can walk around in my bra and underwear without some little child pointing and saying [...]

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AdTalk: When cleaning products were more universal.

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Carol was confused. She couldn’t understand why Dave was going to bed earlier and earlier these days. And when he added the giant oversized locks drawings to their bedroom door she knew something was up…   Okay, okay I gotta interrupt this AdTalk with what every single female reading is thinking “LYSOL down THERE?” Just [...]

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AdTalk: He doesn’t need trouble, he dates it.

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All great lovers stand on their TVs. That is how you can tell they are great lovers. Or maybe it is the ankle boots. Oh wait, I forgot- actually you can tell he is a great lover because of the turtle neck and sideburns. Or maybe it is the chick in the chunky heels who [...]

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AdTalk: Subtle. Very subtle.

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Mary decided to stock up on a few things after her new sister-in-law from California called to let her know she was now something called a “veg-i-tar-ian” and would not be eating meat during her visit. She always hated that sister-in-law. {Visit entire AdTalk series here}

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AdTalk: White Owl Miniatures

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Help me out here, I am confused; If she was a man she would smoke White Owl. And well she is not only smoking one, but she is even wearing one…. so does that mean this is a man? If so- he is HAWT. Just sayin. Oh and if the styling looks a little familiar- [...]

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