http://marcywrites.com Life. It's Comedy. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-george-shearing-the-quintet/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-george-shearing-the-quintet/#comments Tue, 19 Apr 2011 22:29:06 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-george-shearing-the-quintet/ What happened to days like these? When women in white backless braless dresses macked out on men in great dark suits and skinny ties by the side of the road underneath the glow of such tantalizing and suggestive neon signs as CRESCENDO and INTERLUDE. All while a sexy convertible Cadillac waits in the distance to [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-george-shearing-the-quintet/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-how-to-have-a-happy-marriage/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-how-to-have-a-happy-marriage/#comments Fri, 08 Apr 2011 21:24:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-how-to-have-a-happy-marriage/   Is your marriage in trouble? It is okay. Bob is gonna help. Of course it begs the question- what is in that briefcase Bob?]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/04/albumtalk-how-to-have-a-happy-marriage/feed/ 3 http://marcywrites.com/2011/03/albumtalk-back-off-you-trampy-single-women/ http://marcywrites.com/2011/03/albumtalk-back-off-you-trampy-single-women/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 08:51:52 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2011/03/albumtalk-back-off-you-trampy-single-women/ Music to keep your HUSBAND happy. How to strip for your HUSBAND. How to belly dance for your HUSBAND. Have I made myself clear you harlot?   Oh, what I wouldn’t give to see one of those ‘special instruction booklets’. The entire AlbumTalk series can be found here.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2011/03/albumtalk-back-off-you-trampy-single-women/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2010/12/albumtalk-because-music-to-disinfect-to-was-such-a-hit/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/12/albumtalk-because-music-to-disinfect-to-was-such-a-hit/#comments Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:12:48 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/12/albumtalk-because-music-to-disinfect-to-was-such-a-hit/ From the early Home Depot series featuring such hits as: “Making the w stroke pattern for you” “Picking colors from my heart” “A full coverage romance” and of course the song everyone loves…. “I can’t tell if it’s paint fumes or love”]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/12/albumtalk-because-music-to-disinfect-to-was-such-a-hit/feed/ 1 http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-mr-ts-commandments/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-mr-ts-commandments/#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:38:14 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-mr-ts-commandments/ Well, this really takes me back. Back to the days when large denim over-all sportin black men with a pawn-shop full neck of gold necklaces would come to the playground and ask us to sit very very close to him. Especially little Alan on the bottom. He used to sit very very VERY close to [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-mr-ts-commandments/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-wondering-how-polka-accordians-and-chest-hair-worked-with-these-outfits/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-wondering-how-polka-accordians-and-chest-hair-worked-with-these-outfits/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:49:19 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-wondering-how-polka-accordians-and-chest-hair-worked-with-these-outfits/ After being asked to paint three letters on his chest for the photo shoot, Manny realized a diet might be in order. Everything about this Album says FUN.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/06/albumtalk-wondering-how-polka-accordians-and-chest-hair-worked-with-these-outfits/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-living-with-lesbians-and-the-lesbian-power-authority/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-living-with-lesbians-and-the-lesbian-power-authority/#comments Tue, 11 May 2010 05:02:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-living-with-lesbians-and-the-lesbian-power-authority/ Subtle wasn’t in Alix Dobkin’s vocabulary.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-living-with-lesbians-and-the-lesbian-power-authority/feed/ 6 http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-possible-the-apple-is-poison-too/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-possible-the-apple-is-poison-too/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 15:58:56 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-possible-the-apple-is-poison-too/ Alternate title: “Music to force your children into studying after they were caught talking to that no-good-Hispanic boy from the other side of town.” Cuz nothing helps a girl get over her boy troubles like hunkering down with The Melachrino Orchestra in New Orthophonic High Fidelity. Well, that and a bitchy helicopter knitting mom watching [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/albumtalk-possible-the-apple-is-poison-too/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-the-addicts-sing/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-the-addicts-sing/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 17:22:02 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-the-addicts-sing/ Featuring their big hit song ‘I left my heart (and body) in rehab’ and the very inspirational ‘Singing drives the shakes away’ (I am guessing Dr. Drew is working on putting his own group together soon.)]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-the-addicts-sing/feed/ 3 http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-understand-youre-or-actually-youre-swede/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-understand-youre-or-actually-youre-swede/#comments Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:57:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-understand-youre-or-actually-youre-swede/ Noticing a void in the Swedish immigrant community, Jimmy decided to create a record explaining the right way to accessorize turtle neck wool ski sweaters with a sharp ax. He included a special track on how to bribe your 8 children each day with a large bag of candy. This bribing was sure to allow [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/04/albumtalk-understand-youre-or-actually-youre-swede/feed/ 6 http://marcywrites.com/2010/02/albumtalk-when-cannibalism-was-something-to-sing-about/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/02/albumtalk-when-cannibalism-was-something-to-sing-about/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:46:01 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/02/albumtalk-when-cannibalism-was-something-to-sing-about/ Um, last time I checked eating children was slightly MORE severe than just REBELLION. Pour little Barry Jr. Hope he made it out alive.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/02/albumtalk-when-cannibalism-was-something-to-sing-about/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/albumtalk-little-marcy-by-singcord/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/albumtalk-little-marcy-by-singcord/#comments Fri, 15 Jan 2010 01:41:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/albumtalk-little-marcy-by-singcord/ As if your toddler wasn’t having nightmares BEFORE. Now you can play Little possessed Marcy before bedtime to really push the kid over the edge. This is not the first Little Marcy album I have featured. Check this out. (it includes a sample of the album too!) Turns out ‘Little Marcy’ is the creation of [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/albumtalk-little-marcy-by-singcord/feed/ 5 http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-its-so-so-wrong/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-its-so-so-wrong/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:13:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-its-so-so-wrong/ What the heck was going on in the 60s? Were people making their own albums in their basements or something? I just can’t imagine PLNR Records saw this photo, complete with the window air conditioner cord and the Jim Beam bottle, and thought ‘Yes! This is a perfect ALBUM COVER’. And what is up with [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-its-so-so-wrong/feed/ 7 http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-must-be-the-power-of-the-pink/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-must-be-the-power-of-the-pink/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 18:51:31 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-must-be-the-power-of-the-pink/ Let’s take a break from this holiday season to ask the question that begs to be asked… Which one do YOU think is the one with confidence? _ - -]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/albumtalk-must-be-the-power-of-the-pink/feed/ 5 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-joyce/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-joyce/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 01:59:31 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-joyce/ - Sometimes I would PAY MONEY to be able to hear these bad albums be played. I suspect there was more than one song on this album about being an under appreciated secretary in a man’s world. And possibly one about cross dressing. - - -]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-joyce/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-lee-ferrell/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-lee-ferrell/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:05:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-lee-ferrell/ Apparently times aren’t that hard…he IS sportin a killer fro plus he is still drinkin from a glass. And somebody owns an iron (check the nice crease on the sleeve) if not a razor… Don’t feel too sorry for him, turns out his son is doing good enough for the both of them… Can you [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-lee-ferrell/feed/ 7 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-archers/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-archers/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:50:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-archers/   I am not gonna lie, there was a point in my life when I had a pair of white lace up, heeled granny boots like these. And I may have had the brunetter version of this girls hair too. AND I may have even worn them with a pink outfit really really similar to [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-archers/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-mary-ann-lesar-band/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-mary-ann-lesar-band/#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:05:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-mary-ann-lesar-band/ - “We dun got ourselves bathed an in our churchin clothes jus fer the record!”  - - This album bring up an interesting question; why on earth were all the eyeglasses of the early 80’s so BIG? I mean how on earth did having your prescription down over your cheeks help you see better? It [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-mary-ann-lesar-band/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-calvary-aires/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-calvary-aires/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:36:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-calvary-aires/   Apparently there is so little time, that Paul had to ask Mother and Aunt Clare to play in his band with him, when the fellas from school said no. And there is so little time that Aunt Clare had to play the dual neck electric guitar to beef up the sound off their trio. [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-the-calvary-aires/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-look-what-the-copy-cat-dragged-in/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-look-what-the-copy-cat-dragged-in/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:42:13 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-look-what-the-copy-cat-dragged-in/   —-———- “The earlier version with boys and the later version with men pretending to be girls.” I worked a lot this weekend on adding some new AlbumTalk posts to the series- so every day this week a new one will be posted! And it is often pointed out to me, that I don’t ‘make [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/albumtalk-look-what-the-copy-cat-dragged-in/feed/ 3