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Funny Foto

Don’t be surprised if this sign ends up missing over night.

IMG_0003I am thinking of stealing this real estate sign and just making a necklace. 

Too much?

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“Daring them to knock.” Now with more snark.

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Some of you have seen this sign before here. But it got pretty worn out, so it was time to print a new one. And this time I added a little bit more. Because I don’t just write comedy. I like to live it.
No Solicitors. No exceptions.
We do not buy anything door-to-door.
Don’t take it personally.
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It’s the Duck Tales poster that really drives the awesomeness home.

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Life’s a beach. A sandy sandy beach.

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Spring/Summer California season is coming people…which means lots of surfing, beaching and sand. Lots and lots of sand.
This is pretty much what my car looks like after a week or two.

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Everyone needs their mom. Even fruit.

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How to reboot yourself….

I imagine taking a nap on these all at the same time would help you to wake refreshed.
Like you could start all over from the beginning.
And I really want them.

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Life Motto #164: Conform. And be dull.

Sometimes you just want to simplify things.
And really I think the ‘tall-grande-venti-secret-frickin-code thing Starbucks has going on as one of the most annoying around.
I feel insecure and stupid JUST ORDERING A CUP OF COFFEE.
And I can feel that way all on my own thankyouverymuch.
It’s like I am in a different country all of a [...]

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The newest Tiger Woods game!

Look what the hot new game is for the Christmas season?
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“While running from an angry golf club wielding wife you must navigate and avoid obstacles like fire hydrants, trees and evil career killing paparazzi. Fist pump for extra power and seek the counsel of agents and press managers to keep your image meter high. [...]

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How to solve the problems of the world.

Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback.
Remember the Ed Hardy car? 
Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world.
Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN.
But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they look. [...]

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Branded a fool.

                    
“She said she won’t come home until I give her somethin big in Louie Vee-ton”

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The Birdie Bowl: Pumpkin shopping…

 
“Just pick one, already!”
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Other silly birdie-bowl posts you might enjoy…
These are my peeps 
Call TLC
Hearts and birds
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I like a world with a sense of humor.

From home in Newport Beach…..naturally.

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Somewhere in the middle is the girlfriend.

“On moving day, Matt learned that all the years he played Tetris were not wasted.
When he bet his buddy a case of beer that he could move his girlfriend in ONE trip.
He meant it.”
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Photo Note: Found on an LA Freeway, photo taken by SIL out car window.

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They will never be invited to a birthday party again. Ever.

For those of you parents out there who want to be certain your kids don’t fall into the annoying ‘popular’  and ‘normal’ group at school this year..be certain to pick up one of these for the first rain day!
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I expect a nobel prize for this any day now.

After spending a week with visiting family, at Disneyland, the beach and other places with a whole lotta people…we came up with the idea for a business card that we could just hand over to people as we passed by.
We thought you could just check off the offense, hand over and move on.
Let the card [...]

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The classics. As I see it.

Okay the suspense is killing me.
Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be?
One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back?
Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond.
Oh someone tell me!

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My good fortune. Or not.

I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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His off season…

You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport.
I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back?
Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.

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Technical Difficulties….UGH

The category pages are ALL MESSED UP.
I working on fixing by re-entering every category and tag for all of my 800 posts in the archive. In the meantime use my search function to find past MarcyThen, AdTalk and more…
The Association thanks you for your patience. And if you have some patience to spare could [...]

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If My Little Ponies took over the world. It could happen.

See I only have boys. So I never had to experience the hell joy of having a toy box full of pastel colored miniature equine. So in my empathy for that experience- I give you this video. Fav part? VERY end. “Giddy-Up”

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See you at Glamour Girls!

 
 I have taken my fair share of family portraits in my photography career. And I have always worked hard to make sure they look natural and comfortable. Well, as natural and comfortable as you can look standing 2 inches from your family and smiling. But recenlty I was sent a link (by several of you [...]

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I think I will call mine ‘Bitchy Blogger’.

Yup. You are reading the photo correctly. This is a ‘dippin sauce’ (which I really have no idea what the heck that is…) and the name is Drunkin Priest. Okay so is this suppossed to be FUNNY?  I can just see the ya-hoos sitting in their kitchen:
Beavis: ‘Dude remember that time when Rob got his [...]

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Yummy. It’s a ‘girl on a stick’ popsicle!

The newly remodeled school was so politically correct and evolved it even had a bathroom for Ileene, the one legged girl in the 3rd grade. After all, everyone should feel like they fit in. The braille on the sign says "if you have two legs you are not permitted to enter. Take your two [...]

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Just put it on my tab….

While in Atlanta, I had the world’s best Bloody Mary French Dip sandwich at a bar/restaurant name Schillings. Seriously, the sandwich was so good I sent a cell-phone photo of it to my husband. Cuz we are romantic like that. On the way out we took this pic of a sign behind the bar.
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Friday Foto Fun.

 
 
Yeah the joke is on me. Literarily.
Do not worry-I did not buy this purse. But my gosh…who WOULD?
 
Tons of fabulous fotos to be found at both Candid Carrie and Photo Bliss today!
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Found today….

“Um, lets see I got pencils, paper, folders…now what am I forgetting for Billy’s back-to-school supplies?”
“Knives”
“Oh that is right- Back to School KNIVES”
Billy goes to a school in a rough neighborhood.
(I found this in Vons Grocery store today. I laughed enough to get the attention of a lady in the aisle. I don’t think she [...]

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"He travels a lot"

When recently asked what was the success of my 10 year marriage (that is like 40 years in Southern California years) I replied “Well, he travels a lot”. I first heard my mom use this same line when I was a kid. Only now do I understand the comedy of it.

And tonight my husband [...]

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SO happy to be here…

Ever have to tell kids who are already hot (it was 100 degrees) that Grizzly Rapids (ride at California Adventure) broke while they were waiting in line? They were less than thrilled- but decided to wait it out until it got fixed…happily-that wasn’t long. But from the looks on their faces- the waiting was killing [...]

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