Spring/Summer California season is coming people…which means lots of surfing, beaching and sand. Lots and lots of sand.
This is pretty much what my car looks like after a week or two.
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From the category archives:
Funny Foto
I imagine taking a nap on these all at the same time would help you to wake refreshed.
Like you could start all over from the beginning.
And I really want them.
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Sometimes you just want to simplify things.
And really I think the ‘tall-grande-venti-secret-frickin-code thing Starbucks has going on as one of the most annoying around.
I feel insecure and stupid JUST ORDERING A CUP OF COFFEE.
And I can feel that way all on my own thankyouverymuch.
It’s like I am in a different country all of a sudden and I not only don’t speak the language…I DON’T even know WHAT language it is!
So I INSIST on going old school when I am there.
Small.
Medium.
&
Large.
And if I am feeling really retro I say something like
“give me a medium cup-a-joe and leave some room for moo juice lil’darlin!”
And then I pay with pocket change and complain about inflation.
Just to make my point.
or to make me look like a time traveling idiot.
Either one feels like progress to me.
It’s fun to push the ‘customer is always right’ rule to the edge sometimes…
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Look what the hot new game is for the Christmas season?
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“While running from an angry golf club wielding wife you must navigate and avoid obstacles like fire hydrants, trees and evil career killing paparazzi. Fist pump for extra power and seek the counsel of agents and press managers to keep your image meter high. Fun for all ages!”
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I know. I am terrible for making this…but I just couldn’t help myself.
Rarely can.
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Apologies to my EA buddies.
Actually you might wanna thank me. I am pretty sure you will be making a game like this any day now.
Send concept royalty checks to my home address.
Awesome.
UPDATE: Just got this in my email mail.
So it looks like they might work it out….
Thanks Soliloquy. Made my day.
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Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback.
Remember the Ed Hardy car?
Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world.
Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN.
But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they look.
Maybe no one told them?
Apparently a reader/friend (Hey Roxanne!) agreed and thought I should design a bumper sticker to inform them.
And I have solved other pressing problems in the world like bra straps and butt cracks with this business card.
At this rate I should be on Ellen/Oprah/Dr.Phil pretty soon.
(I love them in that order)
Clearly these are big issues to Association readers.
The business card post? Is my all-time most popular post.
Gets hundreds and hundreds of hits everyday.
Maybe I should actually print these and sell them?
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* Photo note: Not my car. My car is clean, waxed and perfect at all times.
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“On moving day, Matt learned that all the years he played Tetris were not wasted.
When he bet his buddy a case of beer that he could move his girlfriend in ONE trip.
He meant it.”
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Photo Note: Found on an LA Freeway, photo taken by SIL out car window.
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