http://marcywrites.com Life. It's Comedy. Wed, 23 May 2012 22:48:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 http://marcywrites.com/2010/09/heard-in-houses-all-over-america/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/09/heard-in-houses-all-over-america/#comments Wed, 08 Sep 2010 02:04:17 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/09/heard-in-houses-all-over-america/ “No no not that one sweetie. That juice box is for Mommy. Yours is the green one.” {Yup, that is a ‘juice’ box of wine. Bought at Target. Which goes to show you just how much Target understands how hard it is to be a mom. Of course they may be struggling with their shapes. [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/09/heard-in-houses-all-over-america/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2010/07/dont-be-surprised-if-this-sign-ends-up-missing-over-night/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/07/dont-be-surprised-if-this-sign-ends-up-missing-over-night/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:34:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/07/dont-be-surprised-if-this-sign-ends-up-missing-over-night/ I am thinking of stealing this real estate sign and just making a necklace.  Too much?]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/07/dont-be-surprised-if-this-sign-ends-up-missing-over-night/feed/ 9 http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/daring-them-to-knock-now-with-more-snark/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/daring-them-to-knock-now-with-more-snark/#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 08:37:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/daring-them-to-knock-now-with-more-snark/ Some of you have seen this sign before here. But it got pretty worn out, so it was time to print a new one. And this time I added a little bit more. Because I don’t just write comedy. I like to live it. No Solicitors. No exceptions. We do not buy anything door-to-door. Don’t [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/daring-them-to-knock-now-with-more-snark/feed/ 18 http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/its-the-duck-tales-poster-that-really-drives-the-awesomeness-home/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/its-the-duck-tales-poster-that-really-drives-the-awesomeness-home/#comments Mon, 17 May 2010 20:32:40 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/its-the-duck-tales-poster-that-really-drives-the-awesomeness-home/ ]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/05/its-the-duck-tales-poster-that-really-drives-the-awesomeness-home/feed/ 3 http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/lifes-a-beach-a-sandy-sandy-beach/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/lifes-a-beach-a-sandy-sandy-beach/#comments Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:16:48 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/lifes-a-beach-a-sandy-sandy-beach/ via Spring/Summer California season is coming people…which means lots of surfing, beaching and sand. Lots and lots of sand. This is pretty much what my car looks like after a week or two.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/lifes-a-beach-a-sandy-sandy-beach/feed/ 3 http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/everyone-needs-their-mom-even-fruit/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/everyone-needs-their-mom-even-fruit/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:20:48 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/everyone-needs-their-mom-even-fruit/ ]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/03/everyone-needs-their-mom-even-fruit/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/how-to-reboot-yourself/ http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/how-to-reboot-yourself/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:11:18 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/how-to-reboot-yourself/ I imagine taking a nap on these all at the same time would help you to wake refreshed. Like you could start all over from the beginning. And I really want them.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2010/01/how-to-reboot-yourself/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/life-motto-164-conform-and-be-dull/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/life-motto-164-conform-and-be-dull/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 13:43:08 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/life-motto-164-conform-and-be-dull/ Sometimes you just want to simplify things. And really I think the ‘tall-grande-venti-secret-frickin-code thing Starbucks has going on as one of the most annoying around. I feel insecure and stupid JUST ORDERING A CUP OF COFFEE. And I can feel that way all on my own thankyouverymuch. It’s like I am in a different country [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/life-motto-164-conform-and-be-dull/feed/ 7 http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/the-newest-tiger-woods-game/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/the-newest-tiger-woods-game/#comments Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:47:18 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/the-newest-tiger-woods-game/ Look what the hot new game is for the Christmas season? - “While running from an angry golf club wielding wife you must navigate and avoid obstacles like fire hydrants, trees and evil career killing paparazzi. Fist pump for extra power and seek the counsel of agents and press managers to keep your image meter [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/12/the-newest-tiger-woods-game/feed/ 16 http://marcywrites.com/2009/11/how-to-solve-the-problems-of-the-world/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/11/how-to-solve-the-problems-of-the-world/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:33:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/11/how-to-solve-the-problems-of-the-world/ Every time I mention Ed Hardy I get awesome feedback. Remember the Ed Hardy car?  Well, The Association is always working hard to fix all things wrong with the world. Starting with ED HARDY deep v-neck shirts with rhinestones and glitter made for MEN. But maybe these guys JUST DON’T KNOW how gay bad they [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/11/how-to-solve-the-problems-of-the-world/feed/ 8 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/branded-a-fool/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/branded-a-fool/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:49:32 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/branded-a-fool/                      “She said she won’t come home until I give her somethin big in Louie Vee-ton”]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/branded-a-fool/feed/ 10 http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/the-birdie-bowl-pumpkin-shopping/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/the-birdie-bowl-pumpkin-shopping/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:24:29 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/the-birdie-bowl-pumpkin-shopping/   “Just pick one, already!” - - Other silly birdie-bowl posts you might enjoy… These are my peeps  Call TLC Hearts and birds - -  ]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/10/the-birdie-bowl-pumpkin-shopping/feed/ 6 http://marcywrites.com/2009/09/i-like-a-world-with-a-sense-of-humor/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/09/i-like-a-world-with-a-sense-of-humor/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:01:32 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/09/i-like-a-world-with-a-sense-of-humor/ From home in Newport Beach…..naturally.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/09/i-like-a-world-with-a-sense-of-humor/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/somewhere-in-the-middle-is-the-girlfriend/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/somewhere-in-the-middle-is-the-girlfriend/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:59:01 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/somewhere-in-the-middle-is-the-girlfriend/ “On moving day, Matt learned that all the years he played Tetris were not wasted. When he bet his buddy a case of beer that he could move his girlfriend in ONE trip. He meant it.” * * Photo Note: Found on an LA Freeway, photo taken by SIL out car window.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/somewhere-in-the-middle-is-the-girlfriend/feed/ 6 http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/they-will-never-be-invited-to-a-birthday-party-again-ever/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/they-will-never-be-invited-to-a-birthday-party-again-ever/#comments Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:36:00 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/they-will-never-be-invited-to-a-birthday-party-again-ever/ For those of you parents out there who want to be certain your kids don’t fall into the annoying ‘popular’  and ‘normal’ group at school this year..be certain to pick up one of these for the first rain day! via And I don’t know about rain protection, but I think I can see a future [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/they-will-never-be-invited-to-a-birthday-party-again-ever/feed/ 7 http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/i-expect-a-nobel-prize-for-this-any-day-now/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/i-expect-a-nobel-prize-for-this-any-day-now/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:54:24 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/i-expect-a-nobel-prize-for-this-any-day-now/ After spending a week with visiting family, at Disneyland, the beach and other places with a whole lotta people…we came up with the idea for a business card that we could just hand over to people as we passed by. We thought you could just check off the offense, hand over and move on. Let [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/08/i-expect-a-nobel-prize-for-this-any-day-now/feed/ 42 http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/the-classics-as-i-see-it/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/the-classics-as-i-see-it/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:34:48 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/the-classics-as-i-see-it/ Okay the suspense is killing me. Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be? One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back? Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond. Oh someone tell me!]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/the-classics-as-i-see-it/feed/ 4 http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/my-good-fortune-or-not/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/my-good-fortune-or-not/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:52:18 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/my-good-fortune-or-not/ I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/06/my-good-fortune-or-not/feed/ 9 http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/his-off-season/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/his-off-season/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 22:26:23 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/his-off-season/ You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport. I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back? Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/his-off-season/feed/ 2 http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/technical-difficultiesugh/ http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/technical-difficultiesugh/#comments Tue, 26 May 2009 19:07:05 +0000 Marcy http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/technical-difficultiesugh/ The category pages are ALL MESSED UP. I working on fixing by re-entering every category and tag for all of my 800 posts in the archive. In the meantime use my search function to find past MarcyThen, AdTalk and more… The Association thanks you for your patience. And if you have some patience to spare [...]]]> http://marcywrites.com/2009/05/technical-difficultiesugh/feed/ 3