PhotoTalk

RoomTalk: So glad they told me it was a drawer. That helps.

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After brief stint as children’s room decorators including their own line of puffy overstuff creatures, Sid and Marty went on to try their hand at creating children’s television programming. I hear they were mildly successful.

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PhotoTalk: Very subtle approach.

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With Anna’s digestive problems, she often found herself sitting down in strange places away from others. She would smile and think of the days before she got the vapors.

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PhotoTalk: How insomniac children are created.

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via “Mommy I keep having the same bad dream of being eaten by a pair of daddy’s golf pants and then I roll over and I get burned from scolding hot coffee!”

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PhotoTalk: Standing like a flamingo was her specialty.

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So it turns out Tom Sawyer had a whole Mrs. Robinson thing going on. Must have been his killer deck shoes. (I admit. This one creeped me out. And I wrote it. Hold your hate mail please.)

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PhotoTalk: Better living through chemistry

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“My husband is cheating on me, my kids annoy me and no has invented the internet yet. So do you know why I am smiling?” she said. This is Susan. And she sells her Tri-Chem pharmaceuticals door to door. Helping thousands of housewives learn to increase productivity while staving off depression about their lack of [...]

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PhotoTalk: What we really do after we send the kids to school.

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After dropping the kids off on the first day of school, the Momfia gathered and began plotting their PTA take over.

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PhotoTalk: And no one has seen her since.

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“Look Bobby. This was the birthday before Daddy got re-married. Remember? Mommy got drunk and told daddy she was leaving him.”

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PhotoTalk: How blondes have more fun.

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Tiffany told her it looked ‘European’. She told her it was ‘high fashion’. And she told her she could borrow it for the pool party. What she didn’t tell her was that it was a waste paper basket from her bathroom.

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PhotoTalk: Heading down the road of regret.

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“Carol remembers the moment she traded in the idea of dating guys ‘with potential’ and opted for guys with cool cars and thin mustaches.”

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PhotoTalk: Oh you will try the apple. And you will love it.

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photo Adam tried hard not to look into Eve’s eyes. He knew if he did, he would be powerless to her ways.

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PhotoTalk: Turns out praying every night for them doesn’t work either.

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Maria and Tanya won first prize in the science fair for their revolutionary research study; “The effects of seersucker smocking dresses on the retardation of breast development in young girls” photo

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