Vintage Humor

And then she said “This whole mom-housewife thing is just temporary. One of these days I am gonna make a break for it” and then they laughed.

One of them thinking she was kidding and the other knowing she was not.

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AdTalk: And her fruitcake was racist too.


…and then Grandma told her “That’s right Betsy. Only women can understand the complexity of the Saran Wrap. Only women can hold the power of freshness. At some point in your life, you will hear your father or your husband in the kitchen attempting to un-roll the Saran wrap, only to end up screaming profanity [...]

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AdTalk: Totally justified.


After 15 years and having made pork chops 900 times, and having him compliment her on dinner every single time…he announced one night he didn’t like HER pork chops. Um, her pork chops are kinda AWESOME. So you know, she did what she had to do.

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AdTalk: Because this is how we all put our lipstick on.



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Wasted. And proud.


This will forever be known to me as the wasted summer. No vacation. No break. Very few pool days. Not one single beach day. I did so little with my boys it is shameful. So what did I do? I worked. I travelled. I hustled to hold it all together. Oh and them? Well they [...]

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AdTalk: Nope. I am not hot enough. (Data Age/Journey)


Why is Steve Perry’s neck as wide as his head? And the tank top dude…what ya looking at? I am thinking Mr. five finger there in front is flashing some kind of gang sign to his fellow perm brothers. Aside from all that, lets absorb this ad in all its two-page spread glory: this a [...]

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AdTalk: She might have missed the point.

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PhotoTalk: She always was her favorite.

After her grandmother’s passing, it was MaryAnne who offered to help clean out the house. And it really helped her understand Grandma so much better. Turns out- Grandma was kinda awesome. Actually you can BUY these (I think this has belated mother’s day written all over them) here.

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‘Never underestimate the easy win strategies’ she said.

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