Vintage Humor

AdTalk: Home maid tragedy

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Diane never planned on killing Ms. Downing. But then she insisted on putting her cigarette out in the freshly polished silver.

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AdTalk: In it to pin it.

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AdTalk: Her secret was in the velour blankets

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Dr. Elizabeth was pleased her cloning experiments were going so well.

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AdTalk: Merry Jerkmas

Ben thought it was time to take the relationship to the next level. He told her she could wash and gas up his Caddy anytime.

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Meanwhile, back with the housewives in suburbia…

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AdTalk: Special outfits for special people

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Well looky here- it’s an ad for a Fishin Suit. Not to be confused with a FISH-ING suit, which is a totally different thing. Cuz this-a-here is a genuine FISHIN suit, which is more casual and fun and includes solid metal O rings. It’s available in a rainbow of colors for both men and women [...]

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PhotoTalk: Thanks for making it so clear.

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Looking back on it, Margret realized she didn’t really need the sign to go with her Halloween costume.

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AdTalk: When reality imitates art.

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Mary couldn’t wait to get to her first modeling job. After all, she got married right out of high school, and had been staying home with the kids for 4 years when a man in the grocery store told her she ‘had the perfect look and should start modeling’. How thrilling! Taking posing in glamorous [...]

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AdTalk: Must be super Christian to cut your own hair too.

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Hey look it’s the 70’s version of Duggars, only dorkier. Which I honestly didn’t even think that was possible. Don’t even bother to count all of them and then tell me this is not the most current photo of this dang family. Who can keep up? These people make humans like that is the only [...]

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