Lasik. Lasik. I wrote it twice. Because I had it done twice. Yeah that’s right- you heard me. I was the one in a million that Lasik did not work on. Actually the first surgery made my prescription WORSE, which is quite a challenge considering I was wearing coke-bottle glasses already. The doctor assured me it was a fluke and he could correct everything with another surgery. So I went in. And guess what. The 2nd surgery only got me back to my ORIGINAL prescription. Dispite these results (or lack there of) last Friday my husband went in for the procedure. And before the laser could cool down (do they get hot?) he could see better than 20/20. Which I guess means he has the eye site of Superman. Smugly he keeps saying things like ‘it was so EASY’ and ‘I can’t believe how WELL it worked!’. And every time I look at him with envy. Why did I have to be the freak of nature? Why did I have to be the one in a million that Lasik DOESN’T work on? Guess that is cuz I am just that; one in a million. I am ‘special’. Yup a very very special girl. In GLASSES.
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