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AdTalk: Passive Aggressive Revenge

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Even though Suzie promised not to post the photo of Glenda tripping on the office rug on Facebook, she knew she was ‘accidently’ going to anyway.

“Bee-otch shouldn’t have talked smack about me at the sales meeting last week”

Don’t feel too bad for Glenda.

She was also sleeping with Suzie’s husband.

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AdTalk: Bowling makes me HAPPY

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“Instead of bowling, Janie decided to entertain the on-lookers with her Irish Jig across the lanes.”   Perhaps inspired by Alice, I have made plans to go BOWLING on a date night with my husband and another couple. I have never really officially bowled before. Oh I have put on the shoes, ordered a beer [...]

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The classics. As I see it.

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Okay the suspense is killing me. Can anyone please tell me WHAT the top secret Christmas-tree shaped project is??? What could it be? One of Marie’s dolls? How about plans for another creepy brother-sister talk show come back? Maybe it is the book of Mormon as told by Father Osmond. Oh someone tell me!

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AlbumTalk: Blame it on Cuba.

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In an attempt to distance themselves from their Uncle Castro back in Cuba, the sisters added the ‘De-‘ to their last name when they came to America. The helmet hair and bushy eyebrow trend can only be considered  passive revenge for the whole Bay of Pigs thing. We retaliated with The Jonas Brothers. – - [...]

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My good fortune. Or not.

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I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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His off season…

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You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport. I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back? Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.

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The cat isn’t even black.

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So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card. Marcy Massura Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.   I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I [...]

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My Crabby Fun

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Yesterday we had another great time meeting friends at Joes Crab Shack in Newport Beach. (Remember our first visit?) That is my friend Dan showing off this King Crab leg to the table, with the killer Newport Bay view behind. I love this place because your food comes in a bucket, they have endless paper [...]

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AdTalk: What a waste

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      Such a shame since he seemed so perfect when he asked her out. Tall, dark and handsome-plus a great VP position in the Marketing department. But now, half way through the evening- all she could think about was getting her hands on a Diet Coke. Next time she will know to ask [...]

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AdTalk: Heavy Regrets

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 Very rarely I come across an ad that is just funny all on its own. This one really doesn’t need my help at all. Nothing says ‘alien’ like a guy on his knees with swim fins, a beanie with elastic and a nice red belt. This is from the low effort budget department of the [...]

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“The Bible lasts a long time”

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Apparently it was “I got JEW Babe” originally. Happy Sunday Association readers. Now go read your bible and “find out where music is coming from”.

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