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If My Little Ponies took over the world. It could happen.

See I only have boys. So I never had to experience the hell joy of having a toy box full of pastel colored miniature equine. So in my empathy for that experience- I give you this video. Fav part? VERY end. “Giddy-Up”

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See you at Glamour Girls!

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   I have taken my fair share of family portraits in my photography career. And I have always worked hard to make sure they look natural and comfortable. Well, as natural and comfortable as you can look standing 2 inches from your family and smiling. But recenlty I was sent a link (by several of [...]

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AdTalk: I’ve got my eye on you.

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  Greg found this advice to be far more effective than yelling just ‘YO! HO!’ to the ladies during happy hour. And when he added the eye patch, things really got interesting.

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AdTalk: Bottoms up, Bill.

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“When Bill asked Susan to play an ‘adult game’ she was thinking of something totally different.”  

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I think I will call mine ‘Bitchy Blogger’.

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Yup. You are reading the photo correctly. This is a ‘dippin sauce’ (which I really have no idea what the heck that is…) and the name is Drunkin Priest. Okay so is this suppossed to be FUNNY?  I can just see the ya-hoos sitting in their kitchen: Beavis: ‘Dude remember that time when Rob got [...]

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Mr. Literal strikes again….

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  "Hey Honey! I just thought of the next big thing! HAND SOAP. Only they will actually be HANDS…. Get it?" . . Whoa. This is off the creep-o-meter scale for me. Especially since I expect them to come out with a HAND towel any day now. And I hear a FOOT board is in [...]

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AdTalk: All wrapped up.

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It was Jill’s mad Saran Wrap skills that drove Mike Reynold’s crazy. He came to the church picnic early just to watch her in action. This made Jill glad, even though she thought Mike was a little clingy. They have been married for 20 years now, and still know how to keep it fresh.   [...]

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New things happening at Disneyland!

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   Ugh. Before you roll your eyes and say ‘She’s doing another post on Disneyland?’….hear me out. I have lots of new Disneyland information; cool new things, some changes and great deals. We started our press day off at the fun Big Thunder Ranch Restaurant. What never heard of it? Its new. You will know [...]

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AdTalk: Insomniac Fashion

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After Marie let the genie out of the bottle last week- she insisted on standing on her face when Marie tried to sleep. Damn that smug little genie wearing her perfectly coordinated “Lougerie” by Schrank. Who does she think she is? . . And….I am all about the pride of using your last name to [...]

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AdTalk: The Philosophy of Bitchy

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  Alexandria was philosophical about her modeling. So when the creative director, Mr. Smissen asked her to try something different with her hands she replied: “When you find the perfect pose, you stick with it darling!” And for her, the perfect pose included her ‘one-hand-showing-only’ rule and a slight look of disgust towards the camera. [...]

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AdTalk: Her Destiny

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"See Honey! Part of being a real woman is allowing your body image insecurities to force you into a life of total deprivation and lack of self worth. Resulting in deep rooted eating disorders which are only slightly alleviated by a constant regiment of retail therapy to seek out matching outfits for the entire family. [...]

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