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Hey SAHM! This is just what you need….

The first children’s song written with honesty. And Comedy. Fav part? "we need to be quiet and still so mommy won’t need her pill"…yeah, it’s THAT kind of kid song. Enjoy.

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Maybe in Berkley…

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“Look we are ‘just good friends’ the fact that we are both smiling like insane vein popping people on a cereal box doesn’t mean anything. Gosh don’t make more out of this than it is k?” Yup, this is ready to be inducted into the The Glamorous Life Association hall of fame BPPD (Bizarre Product [...]

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What you didn’t hear about it either?

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Nobody told Deanna it was wear your ‘insanely-in-fashion-for-teenagers-colored-skinny-jeans’ day. And you know Deanna is so going to get her revenge on their Facebook walls. I bet she already posted how mad she was on her My Space page and Twitter too. Right after she text’d her mom to ask for an advance in her allowance [...]

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"Janet wanted a really descriptive name for her business. She forgot to factor in the sign maker charges by the letter."

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    This jewel of a sign was found during a recent field trip. And it has left me wondering what exactly is OUTRAGEOUSLY FEMININE attire. I mean I consider a cute pink top, or maybe a little satin with a bow or maybe a rhinestone thrown in is FEMININE attire. But OUTRAGEOUSLY feminine? What [...]

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As you are getting ready for church today…

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"Be worthy"  and "Get Noticed" Yes it is a real product. And it is so funny I am sure even Jesus would laugh. I hope.

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A casualty of a sugar free economy.

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  Well, we made our annual gingerbread house last night. It took 10 minutes to explain how it is not really bread, and another 10 minutes explaining why you can’t eat it.  And this is the first year we were able to get our picture BEFORE it collapsed. And you wanna know why? The answer [...]

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3 things you just don’t see enough of…

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25 cent pay phone 50 cent pony ride 99 cent anything (how cool that I discovered my Blackberry takes killer holga-esque photos. Who knew?)

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What Santa drives on his day off.

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  56 Chevy 210 (post not Belaire). Yeah. The SAME car I drove when I was 16. Don’t believe me? Here is PROOF with photo. And the big guy tried hard to blend in- but we spotted him anyway. Something about the beard gave him away. (Photo note: Taken at the Yorba Linda Holiday Nights. [...]

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Princesses are totally over-rated.

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Visit We are THAT Family for all kinds of photos that will never make it to the mantle. Me: Go on Jack go stand by Sophia (insanely adorable little girl who was our neighbor at the time) Jack:  She won’t take a picture with me. She doesn’t like me. Me: Why do you think she [...]

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Its here.

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I made it another year. And two popular quotes come to mind which seem to sum up my conflicted feelings of both joy and horror at having reached my 38th year. “Birthdays. Better than the option” and “That damn gravity, it catches up with all of us.”

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Just put it on my tab….

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While in Atlanta, I had the world’s best Bloody Mary French Dip sandwich at a bar/restaurant name Schillings. Seriously, the sandwich was so good I sent a cell-phone photo of it to my husband. Cuz we are romantic like that. On the way out we took this pic of a sign behind the bar. Prices [...]

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