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Such a shame since he seemed so perfect when he asked her out. Tall, dark and handsome-plus a great VP position in the Marketing department.
But now, half way through the evening- all she could think about was getting her hands on a Diet Coke.
Next time she will know to ask before the date; ‘Pepsi [...]

 
Alexandria was philosophical about her modeling.
So when the creative director, Mr. Smissen asked her to try something different with her hands she replied:
“When you find the perfect pose, you stick with it darling!”
And for her, the perfect pose included her ‘one-hand-showing-only’ rule and a slight look of disgust towards the camera. But when Mr. Smissen [...]

1970.
When childhood involved semi-automatic machine guns.
No batteries required. ("You never reload!")
Way more screwed up simpler times indeed.
 
(Seriously Mattel. Is it just me or does ‘Marauder’ sounds suspiciously like ‘MURDERER’?)

Susan liked to get dressed up to do the dishes.
Sometimes she would dance to the hum of the rinse cycle.
Susan knew her appliance love was wrong, but it made her feel clean all over.

Let’s take a trip back in time folks…come on it will be fun. Can you even remember the day when you had maybe ONE phone in your house? And that phone was ATTACHED to the wall? Usually in the kitchen….but have no worries because your dad would run up to that new store called ‘Radio [...]

 
Basically Charlie was a play-a.
He was always messing with the ladies. When he showed up to Sally Ann’s birthday bash in his killer blue suit he knew the girls would be all over him. Even his good buddy Morgan told him he was looking pretty ’slick’  in his new blue ensemble. So when [...]