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Do you wanna go party? In a totally non-sexual way?

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There is absolutely nothing suggestive about this album cover. A giddy man in painted-on-tight red spandex pants straddling a shooting cork from an exploding champagne bottle while spooning a very happy-to-see-you blond wearing nothing but a leotard and strappy heels as she clings to his thigh for dear life….is totally not sexual. It was the [...]

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Now I am pimping ANOTHER of my kids hamster videos. Cuz I can.

Here is the long awaited (okay like a week) sequel to Super Hamie Episode #1. This time Super Hamie surfs. And he ditches his super hero cape (small technical problem on the set when the star of the production kept trying to eat his costume. I am sure this happens all the time to Ron [...]

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Mamma’s got her camera back! You can be funny now.

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Yesterday I got the call, and I was giddy with excitement. It was the Canon Factory calling to tell me they are going to give me a 50D for free because I am such an awesome photographer and a great person and good people should get everything their heart desires that my point and shoot [...]

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The REAL Housewives of the OC? We raise pigs. Awesome.

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  For those of you doubters who think my tongue and cheek expression that I live a truly ‘glamorous’ life is not accurate, I now have a perfect example of just how unglamorous it really can be. We live in ‘The OC’, the heart of superficial, SUV driving, Juicy Couture wearing, Botox injecting kind of [...]

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Charm is the name, winning is my game.

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There was a time in my life where I was given the nickname ‘Charm’ by a group of friends. Friends I went to Vegas with every weekend occasionally… see they had a theory that I was their ‘Lucky Charm’ since it seemed I increased their winning odds when I was hanging around drinking their free [...]

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AdTalk: Frank works the room

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Do what you know.

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   I went to my girlfriend’s (Shannon) annual cookie bake/swap/cocktail party yesterday. And although I am a lot of things, one thing I am most definitely NOT- is a BAKER. My grandma never baked, my mom doesn’t bake…and so my friends, I do not bake either.It is not in my genes. I come from a [...]

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Yippee. Its Halloween. Almost.

Got this in my e-mail today. It was too funny and well written not to post here.  Boo. That’s approximately how scary–and about how much fun-most Halloween costumes and decorations are. Face it, your standard retail Halloween stuff is about as terrifying as a James Taylor album. If you, however, really understand Halloween the way [...]

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Adtalk: Wiener time

Susie: Thanks for the wiener Katie, I am gonna dance with mine… Katie: SO glad you came by- and what are the odds we would both be wearing the same ugly sweater! Susie: Hey SWELL widows-peak Kate…and I love how the headband action really shows it off. Katie: Only when I keep my head down [...]

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