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My good fortune. Or not.

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I am one of those stupid people who actually open up their mass produced fortune cookie after Chinese food with the hope that it will contain actual wisdom passed down to me from Buddha himself. In my HEAD I know they are just made up stupidness printed at a factory in San Francisco, but part [...]

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AlbumTalk: When fame gives you a big head. And hat.

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  Even though Elna had added the blue ribbon, Rigmor knew it was her old ‘Hot-Dog-on-a-Stick’ hat. And no matter how hard she sat and prayed it was still there when she opened her eyes. “How would anyone take their music seriously with a hat like that?” she thought. Something had to be done about [...]

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SkyWatch Friday

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8: 47 PM ~ Newport Beach, California ‘ It was a long shot. Literarily. A photo taken on faith. It was all but totally dark, and I stood on the Newport pier next to the night fisherman setting up for the evening. As I watched them cast their lines with glowing lures to guide the [...]

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His off season…

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You may recall I saw Santa recently at a car show, and last week I ran into him in Newport. I wasn’t sure at first it was him, but the front of his shirt said ‘North Pole’ and the back? Well, as you can see…I am certain it was HIM.

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The cat isn’t even black.

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So I was thinking now that I have become a minister, I might want to start becoming other stuff too. You know just for a killer business card. Marcy Massura Wife, Mother, Blogger, Minister and Mystic Master Witch.   I am particularly attracted to the part in the ad which promises “Freedom From Worry”. I [...]

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My Crabby Fun

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Yesterday we had another great time meeting friends at Joes Crab Shack in Newport Beach. (Remember our first visit?) That is my friend Dan showing off this King Crab leg to the table, with the killer Newport Bay view behind. I love this place because your food comes in a bucket, they have endless paper [...]

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AdTalk: What a waste

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      Such a shame since he seemed so perfect when he asked her out. Tall, dark and handsome-plus a great VP position in the Marketing department. But now, half way through the evening- all she could think about was getting her hands on a Diet Coke. Next time she will know to ask [...]

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PhotoTalk: Stamp of (dis)Approval

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Ronald was sure his European stamp collection would impress the lay-dees. He couldn’t understand why his penpal stopped writting after he sent her this photo.

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AdTalk: Heavy Regrets

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 Very rarely I come across an ad that is just funny all on its own. This one really doesn’t need my help at all. Nothing says ‘alien’ like a guy on his knees with swim fins, a beanie with elastic and a nice red belt. This is from the low effort budget department of the [...]

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Family Field Trip: Melrose Ave. and Coles

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This weekend we ventured out on another Family Field Trip. It has been a while since Little League, tennis, soccer and the damn pig have consumed our weekends the last few months. And since The Husband was back from Korea and off to Guatamala this week- we thought we should make the most of our [...]

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“The Bible lasts a long time”

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Apparently it was “I got JEW Babe” originally. Happy Sunday Association readers. Now go read your bible and “find out where music is coming from”.

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