envy

Its all mom’s fault.

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Apparently if two brunette people plan really hard they can produce two blonde children.

I don’t know how these people can be so damn happy. Don’t they know we have ‘spiraling population growth’? AND them and their offspring makin ways are the source of all our economic and political difficulties that are facing all of mankind?

Finally someone to blame.

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But their tails look so cute sticking out of their tiny plaid pants

The school were my son’s baseball team practices has lots of signs telling people what not to do. This one is my favorite. Dude, this guy is gonna be so bummed.

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The biggest and most optimistic trio. ever.

Harold was never happy with the irony of the album title chosen by the record company.

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Maybe in Berkley…

“Look we are ‘just good friends’ the fact that we are both smiling like insane vein popping people on a cereal box doesn’t mean anything. Gosh don’t make more out of this than it is k?” Yup, this is ready to be inducted into the The Glamorous Life Association hall of fame BPPD (Bizarre Product [...]

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A casualty of a sugar free economy.

Well, we made our annual gingerbread house last night. It took 10 minutes to explain how it is not really bread, and another 10 minutes explaining why you can’t eat it. And this is the first year we were able to get our picture BEFORE it collapsed. And you wanna know why? The answer [...]

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AdTalk: I must be using them wrong

By all suspension of logic, the dynamic ad team (you know them as Bob & Mike) decided to go with a BALD woman to advertise a blow dryer for HAIR. The concept was something about how owning a blow dryer is fun even if you were BALD. Huh? Really? I mean- I have had a [...]

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